My Baby Quotes

I am constantly playing younger. I have a baby face. I'm only five-foot-one, so I am used to playing younger. I love it.

I've never met anyone who has convinced me to say, "No, I'm not gonna take the next Spielberg film, I think I'll stay here and have a baby." I've never met anyone of that caliber.

My sister was the one who told me where babies come from. My sister was also the one who laughed when I immediately asked her where babies go to.

Whenever anything important happens in America, they have to gold-plate it, like baby shoes. That way you can forget it.

Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl.

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

I took a baby shower.

Baby, everything is alright, uptight, out of sight.

Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief.

When a baby is in the room with two women, and one is considered more beautiful than the other, the infant's eyes will go to the more beautiful one.

Those of you who have the talent to do honor to poor womanhood, have all given yourself over to baby-making. . .

Lisa's baby was due about now. I've decided she had it and it was a girl. I've named her Rachel.

Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.

Creativity needs to be taken care of. It's like a big baby that needs to be nourished.

Maybe I'd think that, too, Caesar," says Petta bitterly, "if it weren't for the baby." There. He's done it again.

I think they've been baby bummers.

The baby romped on my lap like a short stout salmon.

It's a love story, baby, just say, Yes.

...we almost never speak I don't feel welcome anymore baby what happened, please tell me?

Born of Black and White, Eaten with worms, I'm a Saint, a Sinner, a Siren of the Word, The Circle knows me, the rest just wanna trip on Grace Juice, Baby Showdown at midnight

I started singing with the Amboy Dukes in '87. I sang 'Oh Baby Please Don't Go,' the old Van Morrison song by Joey Smith. I started singing more from then on.

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.

Stella: And when he comes back I cry on his lap like a baby.. [she smiles to herself] Blanche: I guess that is what is meant by being in love.

Ask Baby can you be truly part of someone you love." "He says only if you love yourself.

The reality is that baby boomers are turning senior citizens and not only is it inhumane, but the system will go broke. There needs to be wholesale change.

I remember noticing, when I had my babies, how much I liked them, and not just loved them, but I was really into them. I knew I was going to be curious about them, and up for the mayhem ahead.

Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists

I love my wife more than anything in the world, but boy when she had our babies, it quadrupled. There's just something about the connection.

I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer.

...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.

No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide.

I'm going to the lobby to sign babies and kiss CDs.

I'm a big baby. I'm not tough at all.

There is nothing like waking up at six in the morning and changing a baby's nappy to bring you face to face with life's reality.

The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.

Its always when you think that youve lost a little of the baby weight that someone steps in grabs a handful of a now sans baby soft belly and asks the inevitable When are you due?

I'll always have a baby face.

We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk.

I had a strong faith that I would, eventually, have a baby.

Now the baby's in the trash heap balling.

A person moving in zero gravity feels a pitiful helplessness. One wrong move and you find yourself spinning wildly. Everyone becomes a baby again in outer space, laboriously learning how to walk.

He had grown up in a country run by politicians who sent the pilots to man the bombers to kill the babies to make the world safer for children to grow up in.

I was born in Dallas, Texas, but I was raised in south Florida. Ice Ice Baby is about that area.

The joys of motherhood are not excessively apparent during the first few weeks of a baby's life.

I wanted to try marathon running, but something always came up: I had a baby and a C-section or I got injured or I just didn't think I could run that far.

Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby.

Of course love is a force in life. People will go on falling in love forever. And more important, sexual infatuation will enrapture everyone. Otherwise, no babies!

That's the nature of my [stand-up] act: black man with a white baby.