My Baby Quotes

Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

Only in Paris do couture workers, from seamstress to mannequin, worship a dress and treat it like a baby.

So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I don't know either. All I know is the chronology.

We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots. Goodbye.

Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department.

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

Remember all those times I swore I needed you? Well consider them lies because baby here I am without you and I survived.

Children are our future we must take care of them with maximum effort.

Please don't let the illegal ivory trade orphan even more baby elephants.

Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless.

When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back

A lot of people don't remember anything since 'Ice Ice Baby,' but I've got 3 records out since then and they're all successes - but not commercially.

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.

Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

Children are our most valuable natural resource.

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream.

There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles.

All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood - all of them are true. And all of them are the most beautiful things you will ever experience.

I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

Why do babies starve /When there's enough food to feed the world /Why when there's so many of us /Are there people still alone

The difference between a baby and adult is that a baby believes in everything while the adult doubts everything. Babies also only tell the truth until they learn what a lie is.

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young.

There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

I honestly believe I am the only woman in the United States who ever traveled throughout the country with a nursing baby to make political speeches.

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

Nobody wants you to stop, obviously because you're a moneymaking machine. But you have to make the decision and you have to move forward. So I took time off to have babies and do all that.

Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.

Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough.

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

The way we care for our babies is how they experience our love.

Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you.

A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.

Sure baby, mañana. It was always mañana. For the next few weeks that was all I heard––mañana a lovely word and one that probably means heaven.

Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children?

There are moments when you love babies, and you're like, "God, they are the reason why we exist." Then they start crying, and you're like "God! Jesus!"

It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race.

Nikki lives around the corner from me and I see him all the time. We talk a lot, and of course we're still friends. That was our baby, Motley Crue, we put that band together.

Nobody ever had a rainbow baby until they had the rain

Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies.

Eventually I realized that Cry Baby was a character that was based off of me, and that we had a lot of similarities.

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.