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My Baby Quotes: "Only in Paris do couture workers, from seamstress to mannequin, worship a dress and treat it like a baby."

Only in Paris do couture workers, from seamstress to mannequin, worship a dress and treat it like a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I don't know either. All I know is the chronology."

So why am I depressed? That's the million-dollar question, baby, the Tootsie Roll question; not even the owl knows the answer to that one. I don't know either. All I know is the chronology.




My Baby Quotes: "We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots. Goodbye."

We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to my baby in my leather jacket, jeans and motorcycle boots. Goodbye.



My Baby Quotes: "Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department."

Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department.




My Baby Quotes: "Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite."

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.



My Baby Quotes: "A father carries pictures where his money used to be."

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.



My Baby Quotes: "Remember all those times I swore I needed you? Well consider them lies because baby here I am without you and I survived."

Remember all those times I swore I needed you? Well consider them lies because baby here I am without you and I survived.




My Baby Quotes: "Children are our future we must take care of them with maximum effort."

Children are our future we must take care of them with maximum effort.



My Baby Quotes: "Please don't let the illegal ivory trade orphan even more baby elephants."

Please don't let the illegal ivory trade orphan even more baby elephants.



My Baby Quotes: "Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless."

Orangutan babies are like human babies: helpless.



My Baby Quotes: "When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back"

When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back



My Baby Quotes: "A lot of people don't remember anything since 'Ice Ice Baby,' but I've got 3 records out since then and they're all successes - but not commercially."

A lot of people don't remember anything since 'Ice Ice Baby,' but I've got 3 records out since then and they're all successes - but not commercially.




My Baby Quotes: "If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each."

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.



My Baby Quotes: "Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!"

Take it easy baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!



My Baby Quotes: "I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby"

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby



My Baby Quotes: "Children are our most valuable natural resource."

Children are our most valuable natural resource.



My Baby Quotes: "We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream."

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream.



My Baby Quotes: "There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles."

There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles.



My Baby Quotes: "All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood - all of them are true. And all of them are the most beautiful things you will ever experience."

All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood - all of them are true. And all of them are the most beautiful things you will ever experience.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!"

I'm a hustler, baby; I sell water to a well!



My Baby Quotes: "Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns."

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.



My Baby Quotes: "Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.



My Baby Quotes: "Why do babies starve /When there's enough food to feed the world /Why when there's so many of us /Are there people still alone"

Why do babies starve /When there's enough food to feed the world /Why when there's so many of us /Are there people still alone



My Baby Quotes: "The difference between a baby and adult is that a baby believes in everything while the adult doubts everything. Babies also only tell the truth until they learn what a lie is."

The difference between a baby and adult is that a baby believes in everything while the adult doubts everything. Babies also only tell the truth until they learn what a lie is.



My Baby Quotes: "I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young."

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young.



My Baby Quotes: "There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it."

There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.



My Baby Quotes: "I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since."

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.



My Baby Quotes: "My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.



My Baby Quotes: "If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you."

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.



My Baby Quotes: "I honestly believe I am the only woman in the United States who ever traveled throughout the country with a nursing baby to make political speeches."

I honestly believe I am the only woman in the United States who ever traveled throughout the country with a nursing baby to make political speeches.



My Baby Quotes: "If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission."

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.



My Baby Quotes: "Nobody wants you to stop, obviously because you're a moneymaking machine. But you have to make the decision and you have to move forward. So I took time off to have babies and do all that."

Nobody wants you to stop, obviously because you're a moneymaking machine. But you have to make the decision and you have to move forward. So I took time off to have babies and do all that.



My Baby Quotes: "Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry."

Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry.



My Baby Quotes: "Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby."

Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby.



My Baby Quotes: "Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.



My Baby Quotes: "To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough."

To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough.



My Baby Quotes: "You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?"

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?



My Baby Quotes: "The way we care for our babies is how they experience our love."

The way we care for our babies is how they experience our love.



My Baby Quotes: "Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you."

Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you.



My Baby Quotes: "A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight."

A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.



My Baby Quotes: "Sure baby, mañana. It was always mañana. For the next few weeks that was all I heard––mañana a lovely word and one that probably means heaven."

Sure baby, mañana. It was always mañana. For the next few weeks that was all I heard––mañana a lovely word and one that probably means heaven.



My Baby Quotes: "Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children?"

Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children?



My Baby Quotes: "There are moments when you love babies, and you're like, "God, they are the reason why we exist." Then they start crying, and you're like "God! Jesus!""

There are moments when you love babies, and you're like, "God, they are the reason why we exist." Then they start crying, and you're like "God! Jesus!"



My Baby Quotes: "It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."

It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race.



My Baby Quotes: "Nikki lives around the corner from me and I see him all the time. We talk a lot, and of course we're still friends. That was our baby, Motley Crue, we put that band together."

Nikki lives around the corner from me and I see him all the time. We talk a lot, and of course we're still friends. That was our baby, Motley Crue, we put that band together.



My Baby Quotes: "Nobody ever had a rainbow baby until they had the rain"

Nobody ever had a rainbow baby until they had the rain



My Baby Quotes: "Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies."

Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies.



My Baby Quotes: "Eventually I realized that Cry Baby was a character that was based off of me, and that we had a lot of similarities."

Eventually I realized that Cry Baby was a character that was based off of me, and that we had a lot of similarities.



My Baby Quotes: "Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month."

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.