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My Baby Quotes: "Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month."

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.



My Baby Quotes: "My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.




My Baby Quotes: "If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth."

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.



My Baby Quotes: "Let's take our babies home and abide by the curfew. I want to thank you for understanding that we want to bring peace."

Let's take our babies home and abide by the curfew. I want to thank you for understanding that we want to bring peace.




My Baby Quotes: "Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out."

Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.



My Baby Quotes: "Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!""

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"



My Baby Quotes: "I go to him as a baby goes to his mother so that he can fill me and invade all and take me in his arms."

I go to him as a baby goes to his mother so that he can fill me and invade all and take me in his arms.




My Baby Quotes: "Baby Steps are for Babies, Not Brands. Be Amazing or Be Surpassed."

Baby Steps are for Babies, Not Brands. Be Amazing or Be Surpassed.



My Baby Quotes: "It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby."

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "if the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having."

if the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having.



My Baby Quotes: "There is no way out of the experience except through it, because it is not really your experience at all but the baby's. Your body is the child's instrument of birth."

There is no way out of the experience except through it, because it is not really your experience at all but the baby's. Your body is the child's instrument of birth.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm hooked on my baby's love, there ain't nothing in the jug this strong."

I'm hooked on my baby's love, there ain't nothing in the jug this strong.




My Baby Quotes: "Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting. Not in entire forgetfulness, and not in utter nakedness, but trailing clouds of glory do we come."

Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting. Not in entire forgetfulness, and not in utter nakedness, but trailing clouds of glory do we come.



My Baby Quotes: "Do the Clam, do the Clam, grab your barefoot baby by the hand."

Do the Clam, do the Clam, grab your barefoot baby by the hand.



My Baby Quotes: "My heart's never smiled so hard Baby. Lovin' you is fun."

My heart's never smiled so hard Baby. Lovin' you is fun.



My Baby Quotes: "I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants."

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby."

I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby.



My Baby Quotes: "My Chevrolet shines like a marble floor. Baby keep it raw, have you modeled before?"

My Chevrolet shines like a marble floor. Baby keep it raw, have you modeled before?



My Baby Quotes: "How many colors are there in a field of grass to the crawling baby unaware of 'Green'?"

How many colors are there in a field of grass to the crawling baby unaware of 'Green'?



My Baby Quotes: "Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption."

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.



My Baby Quotes: "The balancing of the budget will not in itself place a teaspoonful of milk in a hungry baby's stomach, or remove the rags from its mother's back."

The balancing of the budget will not in itself place a teaspoonful of milk in a hungry baby's stomach, or remove the rags from its mother's back.



My Baby Quotes: "My Vocabularies vary, its so exclusionary You'll find my baby pictures in modern dictionaries Next to mighty mercenaries, and visual visionaries"

My Vocabularies vary, its so exclusionary You'll find my baby pictures in modern dictionaries Next to mighty mercenaries, and visual visionaries



My Baby Quotes: "If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink."

If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top."

I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top.



My Baby Quotes: "I had my baby around 20 and I was always working on music, but I was always working on music, but I was doing other stuff as well."

I had my baby around 20 and I was always working on music, but I was always working on music, but I was doing other stuff as well.



My Baby Quotes: "My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it."

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.



My Baby Quotes: "What we celebrate at Christmas is not so much the birth of a baby, but the incarnation of God Himself"

What we celebrate at Christmas is not so much the birth of a baby, but the incarnation of God Himself



My Baby Quotes: "Ali kept calling me ugly, but I never thought of myself as being any uglier than him, I have 11 babies, somebody thought I was cute."

Ali kept calling me ugly, but I never thought of myself as being any uglier than him, I have 11 babies, somebody thought I was cute.



My Baby Quotes: "If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog."

If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.



My Baby Quotes: "If you wanna be loved, baby, you've got to love me, too. Oh yeah, cause I an't for no one side love affair."

If you wanna be loved, baby, you've got to love me, too. Oh yeah, cause I an't for no one side love affair.



My Baby Quotes: "The editing process, to use a slightly grim analogy, is like the slow suffocation of lots of babies. It's like, which finger do you want to cut off first?"

The editing process, to use a slightly grim analogy, is like the slow suffocation of lots of babies. It's like, which finger do you want to cut off first?



My Baby Quotes: "How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!"

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!



My Baby Quotes: "I get it, I get it. I get it, I get it. Your hustle don't ever go unnoticed baby, I'm wit you, I'm wit it."

I get it, I get it. I get it, I get it. Your hustle don't ever go unnoticed baby, I'm wit you, I'm wit it.



My Baby Quotes: "Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky."

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.



My Baby Quotes: "Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do."

Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do.



My Baby Quotes: "In the world of perpetual outrage, people cannot see the difference between deflated footballs, a dead lion, and dismembered babies."

In the world of perpetual outrage, people cannot see the difference between deflated footballs, a dead lion, and dismembered babies.



My Baby Quotes: "Kissing babies and hugging fat girls."

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.



My Baby Quotes: "I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must, I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby carriage and I wheel it into the traffic."

I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must, I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby carriage and I wheel it into the traffic.



My Baby Quotes: "Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls."

Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls.



My Baby Quotes: "For the first time I feel an inner emotional security. There is reality and dependability. My life revolves around Richard and the baby."

For the first time I feel an inner emotional security. There is reality and dependability. My life revolves around Richard and the baby.



My Baby Quotes: "I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could - if that were your sole purpose - you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down."

I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could - if that were your sole purpose - you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down.



My Baby Quotes: "No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?"

No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?



My Baby Quotes: "A sweet new blossom of humanity, fresh fallen from God's own home, to flower on earth"

A sweet new blossom of humanity, fresh fallen from God's own home, to flower on earth



My Baby Quotes: "A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping."

A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping.



My Baby Quotes: "Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!"

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!



My Baby Quotes: "Listen baby, Muver love you. Muver not dumb. Listen baby: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Thas the alphabet. Twenty- six letters in all. Them letters make up words. Them words everything."

Listen baby, Muver love you. Muver not dumb. Listen baby: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Thas the alphabet. Twenty- six letters in all. Them letters make up words. Them words everything.



My Baby Quotes: "We cannot birth our babies through sheer force of will. We need to learn the more subtle, the equally powerful, path of surrender."

We cannot birth our babies through sheer force of will. We need to learn the more subtle, the equally powerful, path of surrender.



My Baby Quotes: "I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby."

I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "I like my body so much more now since having my baby."

I like my body so much more now since having my baby.