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My Baby Quotes: "We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."

We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves.



My Baby Quotes: "I wanted to play the part that Mary Kay played, the lawyer who wanted to have baby and felt her clock ticking, because it was something I could relate to."

I wanted to play the part that Mary Kay played, the lawyer who wanted to have baby and felt her clock ticking, because it was something I could relate to.




My Baby Quotes: "Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried."

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.



My Baby Quotes: "It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies."

It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.




My Baby Quotes: "Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor-it is best done in shifts, by well-rested people."

Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor-it is best done in shifts, by well-rested people.



My Baby Quotes: "There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies."

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.



My Baby Quotes: "I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents."

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.




My Baby Quotes: "The Hindus have worshipped from ancient times the baby Krishna in the arms of Virgin Devaki just as the Roman catholics [sic] worship Madona [sic] with baby Christ."

The Hindus have worshipped from ancient times the baby Krishna in the arms of Virgin Devaki just as the Roman catholics [sic] worship Madona [sic] with baby Christ.



My Baby Quotes: "The only perfect circle on the human body is the eye. When a baby is born it's so perfect, but when it opens its eyes it's just blinded by the corruption and everything else is a downward spiral."

The only perfect circle on the human body is the eye. When a baby is born it's so perfect, but when it opens its eyes it's just blinded by the corruption and everything else is a downward spiral.



My Baby Quotes: "Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone"

Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone



My Baby Quotes: "Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires."

Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.



My Baby Quotes: "I would never call people that are born in America who are from Mexico terror babies."

I would never call people that are born in America who are from Mexico terror babies.




My Baby Quotes: "I can be you hero baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away"

I can be you hero baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away



My Baby Quotes: "We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma."

We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma.



My Baby Quotes: "Sweet babe, in thy face Soft desires I can trace, Secret joys and secret smiles, Little pretty infant wiles."

Sweet babe, in thy face Soft desires I can trace, Secret joys and secret smiles, Little pretty infant wiles.



My Baby Quotes: "Baby you're my everything, you're all I ever wanted, we can do it real big, bigger than you've ever done it."

Baby you're my everything, you're all I ever wanted, we can do it real big, bigger than you've ever done it.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm pro-life. I'll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life."

I'm pro-life. I'll do all I can to see every baby is created with a future and potential. The legislature should do all it can to protect human life.



My Baby Quotes: "What's shaking, chiefy baby?"

What's shaking, chiefy baby?



My Baby Quotes: "I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em."

I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.



My Baby Quotes: "I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen."

I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen.



My Baby Quotes: "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!"

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!



My Baby Quotes: "Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething."

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.



My Baby Quotes: "I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone."

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.



My Baby Quotes: "Baby, I've tried to find a place inside your heart. Oh, but it's hard to start a fire without a spark."

Baby, I've tried to find a place inside your heart. Oh, but it's hard to start a fire without a spark.



My Baby Quotes: "Words can not express the joy of new life."

Words can not express the joy of new life.



My Baby Quotes: "My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies."

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.



My Baby Quotes: "Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I am."

Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I am.



My Baby Quotes: "My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty"

My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty



My Baby Quotes: "The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?



My Baby Quotes: "I'm beginning to perceive motherhood as a long, slow letting go, of which birth is just the first step."

I'm beginning to perceive motherhood as a long, slow letting go, of which birth is just the first step.



My Baby Quotes: "I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy."

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.



My Baby Quotes: "I am Abhorsen..." He looked at the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, "Father of Sabriel"

I am Abhorsen..." He looked at the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, "Father of Sabriel



My Baby Quotes: "I love my baby like the finest wine, I'll stick with her until the end of time."

I love my baby like the finest wine, I'll stick with her until the end of time.



My Baby Quotes: "I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato"

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato



My Baby Quotes: "Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you."

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.



My Baby Quotes: "If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?"

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?



My Baby Quotes: "I care much more about saving the lives of mothers and babies than I do about a fancy museum somewhere."

I care much more about saving the lives of mothers and babies than I do about a fancy museum somewhere.



My Baby Quotes: "When a picture can't make it on its own, the producers pull in a 'controversial' message - the way a couple whose marriage is falling apart decide to have a baby."

When a picture can't make it on its own, the producers pull in a 'controversial' message - the way a couple whose marriage is falling apart decide to have a baby.



My Baby Quotes: "My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck."

My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.



My Baby Quotes: "The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!""

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"



My Baby Quotes: "I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me."

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.



My Baby Quotes: "Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor."

Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor.



My Baby Quotes: "Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents."

Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents.



My Baby Quotes: "My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top."

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.



My Baby Quotes: "When I call myself an affirmative action baby, I'm talking about the essence of what affirmative action was when it started."

When I call myself an affirmative action baby, I'm talking about the essence of what affirmative action was when it started.



My Baby Quotes: "I think that retiring the baby boomers is going to be one of the great challenges in America, that you cannot make fiscal sense out of the future of our children without taking on entitlements."

I think that retiring the baby boomers is going to be one of the great challenges in America, that you cannot make fiscal sense out of the future of our children without taking on entitlements.



My Baby Quotes: "Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it."

Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it.



My Baby Quotes: "Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse...I've seen ultrasounds...you know that those babies are real."

Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse...I've seen ultrasounds...you know that those babies are real.



My Baby Quotes: "Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight."

Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight.