My Baby Quotes

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.

When a picture can't make it on its own, the producers pull in a 'controversial' message - the way a couple whose marriage is falling apart decide to have a baby.

I care much more about saving the lives of mothers and babies than I do about a fancy museum somewhere.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

I love my baby like the finest wine, I'll stick with her until the end of time.

Babies have much higher levels of stress in childcare.

I am Abhorsen..." He looked at the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, "Father of Sabriel

Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it.

Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby.

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

You're just a natural beehive, filled with honey to the top. Well, I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.

What's it like to be a baby? It's like being in love in Paris for the first time after you've had three double espressos.

We've got babies raising babies, and it's important for us as responsible adults to go out and do what we can to make sure that our kids are steered in the right direction.

I love so much you see, you're even in my dreams I can hear baby, I can hear you calling me I'm so in love with you, all I ever want to do is Thank you baby, thank you baby.

The unborn baby, though enclosed in the womb of its mother, is already a human being, and should not be robbed of the life which it has not yet begun to enjoy.

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!

Oh baby you ..got what I need but you say he's just a friend

Now people think it's cool to have a baby, but it ain't cool to take care of it. We have to change that. You make your life for that baby. That's the future.

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.

I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant.

If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby!

I hope by the time I'm 30 to have a husband and maybe a baby.

All you have to do is believe, baby, believe you're the best in the world and you'll get here.

These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.

Baby-carrying means your hearts are close together. It's a very intense and beautiful way to bond with your baby, very intimate. It's also easier than a stroller.

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.

Childbirth being one's most significant life passage, those close to us when we open to birth a baby will never be forgotten.

Children are certainly too good to be true.

Children are like a book which we should write in and which we should read.

When your claim to be victims of secularism rests on Wal-Mart greeters wishing shoppers Happy Holidays, you are clearly a bunch of great big babies.

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.

Said 2,000 years of Christian history, baby And you ain't learned to love me yet?

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

In the old times men carried out their rights for themselves as they lived, but nowadays every baby seems born with a social manifesto in its mouth much bigger than itself.

Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed.

If men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family.

Freedom or jail clips inserted, a baby's being born/ Same time a man is murdered, the beginning and end.

You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I start loving you.

I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the juke box, baby.

Babies cannot eat meat but some adults like milk.

You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.