My Boyfriend Quotes

Take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch.

Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

Have your boyfriend add therapy bills to my expense tab.

Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers. -Dexter

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

One of the advantages of having an imaginary boyfriend is that he exists only for you, therefore he can not be stolen. The disadvantage is that you can not introduce him to your friends.

During the 'ballad' years for me, the politics was latent; I was just falling in love with the ballads and my boyfriend. And there was the beauty of the songs.

I was obsessed with Claire Danes because she was Juliet. There is something about her still to this day - she is a brilliant actress. And she did make out with both of my boyfriends.

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.

If I was your boyfriend <3

Seeing family is what brings me peace. If I'm not traveling home on my day off, I love going to Central Park to be around trees and throw a Frisbee with my boyfriend.

We need more young women who love sports even when their boyfriend/husband isn't making them watch!

My boyfriend is not a swimmer!

No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That's all we can ask for.

It's [her new house] kind of like my relationship. I'm like nurturing it and like spending a lot of time there and making sure that everything is perfect. It's like my new boyfriend.

I met rich men and they became my boyfriends. When I was a kept woman'it was a relationship.

I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend [Billy Bob Thorton] got married, and I've never heard from him again.

murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel

How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture?

My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers.

I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.'

The only thing that ever really bothers me is that a lot of people think I'm that girl who hates your boyfriend. I'm really not that girl. Some of my friends' boyfriends are my best friends.

My boyfriend's an idiot," I say as soon as he lurches away."A cute idiot," Ally corrects me."That's like saying 'a cute mutant.' Doesn't exist.

Honestly, I've hated every boyfriend I've had.

When I'm in New York my boyfriend buys me sneakers and vice versa.

If you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can go to the movies and cry it out and leave happy because the ending of the film is happy.

I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient and super independent. It's awesome. I love it!

I don't know where I'm supposed to meet a boyfriend. It's weird.

You - best secret boyfriend ever.

I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him.

I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!

Stanton emerged from the shadows. "So your brother thinks you need a boyfriend?"he teased. "Stop.

My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings

Hello, Grace's parents. I'm Grace's boyfriend. Please notice the chaste distance between us. I am very responsible and have never had my tongue in your daughter's mouth.

Enjoy your relationship with your boyfriend and don't worry about the people or situations you dream about. Once you wake up, they're over; let them go.

Of course I didn't have a boyfriend then. I didn't even have a camp boyfriend then [at age of 13].

I'll see something awful on the street and I'll come home and say to my boyfriend, "I just saw the funniest thing on the street." It's a stance. It's the way I was born, or the way I was damaged.

I started to play Jazz music in my early teens. A boyfriend brought records over, so I listened to everything

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase.

I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend.

I'm not the greatest boyfriend, but I'm not a creep. It's more like I'm... absent-minded.

I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.

Anything you do as a group is fraught with compromise... But everyone 's got to do that, right? It's part of being a good parent, or a good boyfriend, whatever.

I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday

When people ask me if I have a boyfriend, I tell them it’s my guitar because, really, it’s what I love and it’s what takes up all my time.

I lay in bed at night by myself and I’m totally okay, and that’s so much stronger than the person three years ago, who would have thought they would have died if they didn’t have a boyfriend.