My Cowboy Quotes

My Cowboy Quote of the day

Don't be afraid to go after what you want to do, and what you want to be. But don't be afraid to be willing to pay the price.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.

For the drover's life has pleasures that the townsfolk never know.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

Conflict follows wrongdoing as surely as flies follow the herd.

There are probably more annoying things than being hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish rock star in a cowboy hat, but I can't think of one at the moment.

You might say that Lyndon Johnson is a cross between a Baptist preacher and a cowboy.

Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat.

Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Do right and risk the consequences.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me.

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!

I sacrificed for the Dallas Cowboys when most quit. I put in overtime to try to help young players.

I'll tell you what - if you attend a Cowboy-Redskins game, you better not leave 'til that clock hits zero.

I don't walk around with a cowboy hat. I did get a tattoo that says 'cowboy' that's a bit of an over-compensation, probably.

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

It is better to be a has-been than a never-was.

I was feeling real good and real manly. Until a real cowboy walked by and told me I had my hat on backwards. So much for my career as a cowboy.

The bigger a man's gun the smaller his doodlewick.

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

No man should have cowboys boots in his wardrobe. That's fair enough, isn't it? Unless you're a cowboy, of course.

A lovely horse is always an experience.... It is an emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words.

The most beautiful, the most spirited and the most inspiring creature ever to print foot on the grasses of America.

When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.

The Dallas Cowboys are in big trouble.

No cowboy ever quit while his life was hardest and his duties were most exacting.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

When my time comes, just skin me and put me up there on Trigger, just as though nothing had ever changed.

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

Cowards never lasted long enough to become real cowboys.

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb

A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

The Old West is not a certain place in a certain time, it's a state of mind. It's whatever you want it to be.

A cowboy never takes unfair advantage - even of an enemy.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was

They gave me the chaps and hat and everything. I looked like a real cowboy. I walked around the rodeo and thought, I am a real cowboy and thought everyone thought I was a real cowboy.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.

A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand.

Spending that many hours in the saddle gave a man plenty of time to think. That's why so many cowboys fancied themselves Philosophers.

I'm like 6'2 when I wear heels, so I tend to wear cowboy boots a lot.