My Dog Quotes

A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with money. It just happens along.

Old dogs can be a regal sight. Their exuberance settles over the years into a seasoned nobility, their routines become as locked into yours as the quietest and kindest of marriages.

When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn't behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You must give humbly, and thank him for allowing you to have a part in his hunger.

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.

Soon or late, every dog's master's memory becomes a graveyard; peopled by wistful little furry ghosts that creep back unbidden, at times, to a semblance of their olden lives.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

It's a pitch you can extend your career with because it's less taxing on your body. It's like dog years, but in reverse. I feel like I'm 27 or 26 in knuckleball years!

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.

I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.

The Führer is always quite cheerful, cheerful with all his heart, when he is having tea with his friends during the night, or when he is training his dogs!

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born.

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.

I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs.

They say a year in the Internet business is like a dog year.. equivalent to seven years in a regular person's life. In other words, it's evolving fast and faster.

Animal liberationists do not separate out the human animal, so there is no rational basis for saying that a human being has special rights. A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all mammals.

And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is-but, then, he's the one who paid for it.

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.

Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

Any glimpse into the life of an animal quickens our own and makes it so much the larger and better in every way.

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

It's a dangerous dog that doesn't bark.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

I'll believe it if I see it" for dogs translates to "I'll believe it if I smell it." So don't bother yelling at them; it's the energy and scent they pay attention to, not your words.

I don't wear fur and I understand their cause. I am the biggest animal lover in the world. I have four dogs and two horses, and I have rescued animals all my life.

It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life.

It's painful to listen to the barking of dogs.

I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting.

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

You can teach an old dog new tricksif the old dog wants to learn.

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

It is the practice of the multitude to bark at eminent men, as little dogs do at strangers.

Democracy is a very admirable form of government - for dogs

O Sultan, my master, if my clothes are ripped and torn it is because your dogs with claws are allowed to tear me.

Dog lovers are a good breed themselves.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant.

When dogs and humans make eye contact, that actually releases what's known as the love hormone, oxytocin, in both the dog and the human.

I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.

They're powerful, those songs. At times they've been my only way back, the only door out of the dark, bad places the black dog calls home.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.