My Dog Quotes

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

The feeling of being an underdog, not belonging, is very much me. You harbour a little feeling of resentment towards the 'upper dog'.

Democracy is a very admirable form of government - for dogs

O Sultan, my master, if my clothes are ripped and torn it is because your dogs with claws are allowed to tear me.

Dog lovers are a good breed themselves.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant.

When dogs and humans make eye contact, that actually releases what's known as the love hormone, oxytocin, in both the dog and the human.

It is the practice of the multitude to bark at eminent men, as little dogs do at strangers.

was a clear, pale blue like the eyes of a Siberian husky dog. Human beings just didn't have eyes like that.

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

They're powerful, those songs. At times they've been my only way back, the only door out of the dark, bad places the black dog calls home.

I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

It is easy to forget that in the main we die only seven times more slowly than our dogs.

When you got a guy that has purpose, now your in a dog fight.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

One night in Pittsburgh, thirty-thousand fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly.

Even dogs and horses have their actions modified by association with human beings; they form different habits because human beings are concerned with what they do.

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right.

I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life.

There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner.

If I had a dog I would not feel so lonely, but I suppose that is asking for too much.

When writing loses touch with the beautiful surface of the world, it loses its way. You always want to be in touch with how things look and what people say and what they call their dogs.

Many of the qualities that come so effortlessly to dogs - loyalty, devotion, selflessness, unflagging optimism, unqualified love - can be elusive to humans.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad.

Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.

I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs.

He likes to take strolls by himself and believes dog-catchers are friendly innkeepers who'll take care of a meal. He's gullible and has never learned to fight back against a ruthless world.

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.

Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

I deliberately returned slowly to training after Raphael was born and everything, apart from being bitten by a dog while out training in Monaco at the beginning of the year, has gone pretty well.

it is not good to repudiate the dead because then they do not leave you alone, they are like dogs that bark intermittently at night.

We may be in the Universe as dogs and cats are in our libraries, seeing the books and hearing the conversation, but having no inkling of the meaning of it all.

3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog And in that town a dog was found, As many dogs there be, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree.