My Dog Quotes

Our goal is to get sport hunting in the same category as **** fighting and dog fighting. We are going to use the ballot box and the democratic process to stop all hunting in the United States.

I make character judgements based on whether people like animals. Worship Satan, I'll still give you a chance. Hate dogs, we ain't friends.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Cats gotta scratch. Dogs gotta bite. I gotta write.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

If your words do not have a smile, if you do not talk heart to heart, and you decide everything with your head, it is better to keep a dog as a friend rather than you.

Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

Dogs are our link to paradise.

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!

Snoop [Dog] is my favorite artist of all time. He's someone I look up to.

Dogs love company. They place it first on their short list of needs.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people - that's our mission.

To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."

If you take away all the prairie dogs, there will be no one to cry for the rain.

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.

A successful novel should interrupt the reader’s life, make him or her miss appointments, skip meals, forget to walk the dog.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

My name is Oprah Winfrey. I have a talk show. I'm single. I have eight dogs-five golden retrievers, two black labs, and a mongrel. I have four years of college.

Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors.

If you have a dog, I must have a dog. If you have a rifle, I must have a rifle. If you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table.

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.

If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.

The dog, on the other hand, has few or no ideas because his brain acts in coarse fashion and because there are few connections with each single process.

Men and women aren't really dogs: they only look like it and behave like it. Somewhere inside there is a great chagrin and a gnawing discontent.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.

Dogs serve people, but people serve cats.

The dog was cold and in pain. But being only a dog it did not occur to him to trot off home to the comfort of the library fire and leave his master to fend for himself.

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.

When a dog is balanced, you are going to enjoy a true friend.

Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?

Well, I for one am unable to imagine how anybody who lives with an intelligent and devoted dog can every be lonely.

I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog.

To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born.

With great care we might have a dog's chance, but no more.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Why is it that no other species but man gets bored? Under the circumstances in which a man gets bored, a dog goes to sleep.

The bourgeois stands like a question mark, Speechless, like the hungry cur, The ancient world stands there behind him, A mongrel dog, afraid to stir.

Killing the dog does not cure the bite.

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp.