My Dog Quotes

If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

I'm not only uninterested in having children. I am opposed to having children. Having a purebred human baby is like having a purebred dog; it is nothing but vanity, human vanity.

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

Do good even to the wicked; it is as well to shut a dog's mouth with a crumb.

I need a little sugar in my bowl and a little hot dog in my roll.

I did not know that [ the Chancellor Angela Merkel is a bit frightened of dogs]. I wanted to make her happy. When I learned that she does not like dogs, I apologized, of course.

The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.

I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours.

I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family.

Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at his [Gerard Henderson's] work.

The Saluki is a marvel of elegance.

Who can say what heartbreaks are caused in a dog by our discontinuing a romp?

I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

"To fashion stars out of dog dung, that is the Great Work. To take a negative experience and, by comparing it to something worse, make it feel good, is the great skill."

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.

He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse.

Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead.

I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think I was an actress!

Thou call'st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.

Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.

A dog starved at his master's gate Predicts the ruin of the state.

When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.

Bipolar disorder, manic depression, depression, black dog, whatever you want to call it, is inherent in our society. It's a product of stress and in my case over-work.

Don't decide on a dog based on looks either, much like with people, looks and first impressions can be deceiving.

If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.

I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.

I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.

Generally, or at least very often, people with a deep interest in animals are the best people around.

Religion is a smile on a dog.

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to ask.

Dogs love us not only because we feed them, walk them, or groom them, or protect them, but because we are fun. How astonishing!

These dog bones are just making art the way art should be made, without any overarching reference. Just for fun, if you can imagine that-art for fun.

A person can learn a lot from a dog, even a loopy one like ours. Marley taught me about living each day with unbridled exuberance and joy, about seizing the moment and following your heart.

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

A samurai will use a toothpick even though he has not eaten. Inside the skin of a dog, outside the hide of a tiger.

FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.

Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.

I'm still useful in my capacity as an arts educator and caretaker for the stray dogs.

If you're in Journalism and you're looking for friends, you should get a dog.

He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing.

A dog has kindliness in his heart and dignity in his demeanor. The finest qualities anyone can have.

I not only weaken the opposition, I’m going to make them dead ... and if anyone is strong enough to try to hold a demonstration, I will beat all those dogs and put them in a cage.