My Dog Quotes

Generally, or at least very often, people with a deep interest in animals are the best people around.

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.

I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.

I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.

If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.

Don't decide on a dog based on looks either, much like with people, looks and first impressions can be deceiving.

Bipolar disorder, manic depression, depression, black dog, whatever you want to call it, is inherent in our society. It's a product of stress and in my case over-work.

A dog starved at his master's gate Predicts the ruin of the state.

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.

Thou call'st me dog before thou hadst a cause, But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.

He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse.

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.

"To fashion stars out of dog dung, that is the Great Work. To take a negative experience and, by comparing it to something worse, make it feel good, is the great skill."

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Bill Gates can't control a high-level-energy dog, because his energy is very low, very calm. Very intellectual. A dog doesn't see that as leadership.

Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Men and cats are unworthy creatures.

Just as dogs love to chew bones, the mind loves to get its teeth into problems. That's why it does crossword puzzles and builds atom bombs.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We've had to take it off him.

Everybody wants a solution on how to help their dogs, but we can't really see the problem until we reconnect ourselves to our instinctual self.

Let eloquence be flung to the dogs rather than souls be lost. What we want is to win souls. They are not won by flowery speeches.

The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog.

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

I could discern clearly, even at that early age, the essential difference between people who are kind to dogs and people who really love them.

We never really own a dog as much as she owns us.

[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to feed the bad dog, but only enough so that the ASPCA doesn't bring you up on charges.

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner.

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

Modern theologians are like a pack of dogs who spend most of their time sniffing each other's behinds.

Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona - no lime. If the phone rings, I won't answer until I'm done.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

Dogs with broken legs are shot; men with broken souls write through the night.

I did but prompt the age to quit their clogs By the known rules of ancient liberty, When straight a barbarous noise environs me Of owls and cuckoos, asses, apes and dogs.

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

Picture me inside the misery of poverty, no man alive has ever witnessed struggles ive survived, praying hard for better days promised to hold on me and my dogs aint have a choice but to hold on.

That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire.

He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.

Resentments are like stray dogs,if you don't pet them, they will go away.