My Dog Quotes

There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner.

Resentments are like stray dogs,if you don't pet them, they will go away.

He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.

I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I got run over by Captain Coconut and his dog named Rover.

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog.

Let eloquence be flung to the dogs rather than souls be lost. What we want is to win souls. They are not won by flowery speeches.

Everybody wants a solution on how to help their dogs, but we can't really see the problem until we reconnect ourselves to our instinctual self.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.

When I go and work with people, I never say, 'Your dog is changed for the rest of its life.' It's like a diet. You've got to maintain a discipline and ritual in your life to keep a certain figure.

A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

Every dog has his day.

I feel like a dog who has been to the vet too many times.

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

If you want to retire young and retire rich, it is very important that your money be like a bird dog, going out every day and bringing home more and more assets.

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

Whoever I hang out with, I want to be able to laugh with. I just want to be able to have a good time... And they have to like my dog. If they don't like my dog, they're out.

The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind.

He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog.

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.

I would have to go back to being a dog. I've called myself a dog for many years.

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.

Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.

Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself.

The wild boar is often held by a small dog. [Lat., A cane non magno saepe tenetur aper.]

Don't hire a dog, then bark yourself

Politics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.

I know that I have had friends who would never have vexed or betrayed me, if they had walked on all fours.

I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.

My fear was like a stray dog, roving the neighborhood of my life, looking for a new source of worry.

I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.

I followed what the dog did... then I realized I was human.

The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.

Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.

With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love.

I spent half my life being hurt. The leftovers of hurt are an automatic gesture, like a dog that salivates.

Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

I'm not looking for anything. I think all men are dogs, I honestly do. Every man starts barking sooner or later.

It’s not the advertising - it’s the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don’t like it.

Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.

Reservoir Dogs is a small film, and part of its charm was that it was a small film. I'd probably make it for $3 million now so I'd have more breathing room.

I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.