My Dog Quotes

Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can aspire to loving dogs, rather than just feeding dogs.

We also have a dog. His name's Beast. He's a sheepdog. He's super cute. I love him.

A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies.

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational.

A dog can never tell you what she knows from the smells of the world, but you know, watching her, that you know almost nothing.

Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.

A big dog tends to be much more at ease with kids and gentle with them than a little one that's always yelping.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.

A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless.

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat.

He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.

Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory

I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children came to some of the sessions.

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.

They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another.

You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.

It becomes very obvious, by reading a dog, how stable or unstable his human companion is. Our dogs are our mirrors.

Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."

I deal with misunderstood aspects of animal behaviour like anxiety and aggression. I teach people how to respect different species and let a dog be a dog.

Give your dog something to do before you share food, water, toys or affection. This way the dog earns his treat. For example, have him or her perform the "sit" or "down" command.

Conscience is a dog that does not stop us from passing but that we cannot prevent from barking.

I have a very old and very faithful attachment for dogs. I like them because they always forgive.

When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.

How few of our young English impressionists knew the difference between a palette and a picture! However, I believe that Walter Sickert did - sly dog!

We have no solution... You [Palestinians] shall continue to live like dogs, and whoever wishes may leave, and we will see where this process leads.

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

The dog that trots about finds a bone.

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.

Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks his whip, but the really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip.

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.

Track accountability is the best way to describe it. You're looking to see which dog accounts for the most tracks in the smoothest manner.

I was really in to shiny things when I was younger and I stole a shiny tag for my dog. I didn't get caught. I hope I don't go to jail for that.

They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

I'm really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character, but I'm Joe Straight.

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.