My Dog Quotes

To a space alien or a German Shepherd dog, two humans would be indistinguishable, just as attractive and unattractive space aliens and German Shepherd dogs are difficult for you to tell apart.

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.

One of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs.

If I am going up a ladder, and a dog begins to bite at my ankles, I can do one of two things - either turn round and kick out at the it, or simply go on up the ladder. I prefer to go up the ladder!

[The] zero-sum caricature [applies] much more accurately to socialism, which stifles the creation of new wealth and thus fosters a dog-eat-dog struggle over existing material resources.

No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog.

I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!

Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have.

Stop a minute, right where you are. Relax your shoulders, shake your head and spine like a dog shaking off cold water. Tell that imperious voice in your head to be still.

Well, even to this day, if I smell a Big Mac, I'm like Pavlov's dog. My mouth starts watering immediately, like, 'Man, that is so good,' but I can't take a bite of it.

I have a real passion for bones. I have many others in Boisgeloup: skeletons of birds, dog's and sheep's heads. I even have a rhinoceros skull.

Dogs are indeed the most social, affectionate, and amiable animals of the whole brute creation.

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.

Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane?

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

If my father had a heart attack it would give me no solace at all to know his treatment was first tried on a dog.

A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

Track accountability is the best way to describe it. You're looking to see which dog accounts for the most tracks in the smoothest manner.

I was really in to shiny things when I was younger and I stole a shiny tag for my dog. I didn't get caught. I hope I don't go to jail for that.

They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

If I tap that little bell, I can send you to a place where you will never hear the dogs bark.

I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt?

I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders.

His herding instinct is so strong that he confuses tractors on a baseball field for sheep. He was hospitalized twice. Once by a line drive and once for attacking a tractor tread.

Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so.

Cowardly dogs bark loudest.

I'm really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character, but I'm Joe Straight.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

I couldn't imagine anything more horrifying than three middle aged men trying to pretend that 'Black Dog' is still significant. It's inappropriate.

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

When looking to adopt a new dog, the most important thing to consider is always the energy of the dog and how the dog will fit in with your lifestyle and your family.

Every puppy should have a boy.

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

God has been kind to dogs in no putting a sense of beauty into their heads.

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.

We've got rights the right to starve We've got jobs waiting for work We're all brothers lousy and dirty We're all free and equal to die like dogs

There is no more off-leash reliable, calm, sophisticated, go-with-you-anywhere dog than a trained sheepdog.

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

The censure of a dog is something no man can stand.

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.

Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is driven away.

In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side.

They say dogs ignore their reflections in mirrors because they can't smell them. Dogs, unlike people, are not fooled by what they see.

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.