My Dog Quotes

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.

When looking to adopt a new dog, the most important thing to consider is always the energy of the dog and how the dog will fit in with your lifestyle and your family.

Every puppy should have a boy.

You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!

God has been kind to dogs in no putting a sense of beauty into their heads.

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.

We've got rights the right to starve We've got jobs waiting for work We're all brothers lousy and dirty We're all free and equal to die like dogs

There is no more off-leash reliable, calm, sophisticated, go-with-you-anywhere dog than a trained sheepdog.

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

They say dogs ignore their reflections in mirrors because they can't smell them. Dogs, unlike people, are not fooled by what they see.

In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side.

Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has to learn to become what he is supposed to be.

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.

Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is driven away.

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.

The censure of a dog is something no man can stand.

There is no greater pleasure than having a dog. And that's a scientific fact!

When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out — that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence.

The dog without his master was like a body without a soul.

Even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs go on with their doggy life

Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.

We treat our dogs as if they were "almost human": that is why they really become "almost human" in the end.

The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.

The dog barking at you from behind his master's fence acts for a motive indistinguishable from that of his master when the fence was built.

War don't ennoble men, it turns 'em into dogs. It poisons the soul.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

A plot is two dogs and one bone.

I care for my dogs as if my life depended on them. And oftentimes it does.

Ask a glass of water why it pities the rain. Ask the lunatic yard dog why it tolerates the leash.

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

But he who is hated by the people, as the wolf by the dogs - is the free spirit, the enemy of fetters, the non-adorer, the dweller in the woods.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.

I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man who returned home after being absent for more than twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.

Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.

Iowa's the worst. Iowa's just nothing, just flat as far as you can see. It's the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days.

Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.

Look - guys are dogs. Women have known this since the beginning of time. Guys don't want to be chased; they chase. So if you're going to catch one, you have to know how to make him chase you.

A little attention, a pat on the head, and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks.

Experts are just trained dogs.