My Dog Quotes

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.

A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man.

The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.

You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went, you can curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.

A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it.

Shepherds know many mysterious languages; they speak the language of sheep and dogs, language of stars and skies, flowers and herbs.

I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing.

I'd like to be a dog. Dogs are nice. They can sleep any time, they wag their tails and on top of that they can get stroked all the time.

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.

A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of it.

Dogs live with man as courtiers 'round a monarch, steeped in the flattery of his notice ... to push their favor in this world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of their lives.

Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.

Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip.

The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs.

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Everyone needs a spiritual guide: a minister, rabbi, counselor, wise friend, or therapist. My own wise friend is my dog.

There's a lot of Kenya that's not like me. I like Birkenstocks, granola, my dog Pops.

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.

Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.

My dog, Puffy. The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

To choose to live with a dog is to agree to participate in a long process of interpretation, a mutual agreement though the human being holds most of the cards.

Better give your path to a dog than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. Even killing the dog would not cure the bite

I never ride horseback now because my sympathy with the under-dog is too keen. After we have a gone a few blocks, I always dismount and say to the horse: 'We'll walk it together, old dear.

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.

Just as the dog loves to chew bones, the human mind loves its problems.

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Dogs wait for us faithfully.

The police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy.

What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.

I am I because my little dog knows me.

Look - guys are dogs. Women have known this since the beginning of time. Guys don't want to be chased; they chase. So if you're going to catch one, you have to know how to make him chase you.

Experts are just trained dogs.

I've got Flossie dog, and she is great. She and I are still in love, 14 years. That's a relationship that works.

In a few years, no doubt, marriage licences will be sold like dog licences, good for 12 months.

Iowa's the worst. Iowa's just nothing, just flat as far as you can see. It's the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days.

Dogs live longer than rappers.

The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.

In 10 years, I’d love to live near the sea, in a warmer climate. I could see myself with three dogs…and it’d be great to share them with someone else.

You looked at me, your eyes huge. You we're like a dog then, waiting for me to throw you a bone . . . waiting for something I could never give you.

A little attention, a pat on the head, and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks.

My dogs forgive anger in me, the arrogance in me, the brute in me. They forgive everything I do before I forgive myself.

Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl...

If you're cooking and not making mistakes, you're not playing outside your safety zone. I don't expect it all to be good. I have fat dogs because I scrap that stuff out the back door.

Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing that their dogs owned them.