My Dog Quotes

There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of manmade evolution, every dog is still only two meals away from being a wolf.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

We need wealthy dogs off the seats of power. They're taking us back to feudalism and I really don't want that. But I'm very far from being a socialist.

I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

People have been warning us that language was going to the dogs ever since Latin started turning into French. Yet the dogs in question never seem to emerge yelping on the horizon.

At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.

Elizabeth's back at the Red Cross, and I'm walking the dog.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

Mostly, he taught me about friendship and selflessness and, above all else, unwavering loyalty.

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

The dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect.

Those who remember only that the Roosevelts served hot dogs to the royals will be fascinated by this well-researched account of an historic and ennobling relationship - a great story!

Coonskin caps, Yankee bats, the Hound Dog man's big start. The A-bomb fears, Annette had ears, I lusted in my heart.

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!

He has all the characteristics of a dog - except loyalty.

Beware of the dogs, beware of the evil workers, beware of those who mutilate the flesh!

I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute.

I don't think anyone would care about my private life because I don't do anything. I'm at home with my dog.

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

The expression working like a dog dates back to a time in America when men would rise early, then lie around all day and lick their balls.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.

She can't help it,' he said. 'She's got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.

Dogs aren't born knowing what or what not to do; they only learn like children.

For dogs we kings should have lions, and for cats, tigers. The great benefits a crown.

We are not especially 'interested in' animals. Neither of us had ever been inordinately fond of dogs, cats, or horses in the way that many people are. We didn't 'love' animals.

In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely.

Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.

Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at.

I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe.

You know, I've released some great records and I've released some dogs. But frankly, the fun is in creating the thing.

Dogs don't rationalize. They don't hold anything against a person. They don't see the outside of a human but the inside of a human.

Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.

Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

Life bites like a dog.

At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.

God... sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

'Iggy' was my dog - he was named after Iggy Pop - and 'Azalea' is the street where I grew up; together, they have the right amount of syllables to make the perfect name.

Dogs in America get more affection than women in most Third World countries.

Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.