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My Dog Quotes: "The psychological and moral comfort of a presence at once humble and understanding-this is the greatest benefit that the dog has bestowed upon man."

The psychological and moral comfort of a presence at once humble and understanding-this is the greatest benefit that the dog has bestowed upon man.



My Dog Quotes: "I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home"

I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home




My Dog Quotes: "I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back."

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.



My Dog Quotes: "Cats will outsmart dogs every time."

Cats will outsmart dogs every time.




My Dog Quotes: "Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family."

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family.



My Dog Quotes: "Some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart."

Some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart.



My Dog Quotes: "Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?"

Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?




My Dog Quotes: "If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do."

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.



My Dog Quotes: "Tohru: Call a doctor, or a vet, or anybody! Oh, Mr. Postman, it's terrible! You see, they're animals! Postman: Uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail."

Tohru: Call a doctor, or a vet, or anybody! Oh, Mr. Postman, it's terrible! You see, they're animals! Postman: Uh, yes, they certainly are. Here's your mail.



My Dog Quotes: "Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?"

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?



My Dog Quotes: "Warren Beatty was one hell of a lover - but we fought like stray dogs"

Warren Beatty was one hell of a lover - but we fought like stray dogs



My Dog Quotes: "I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes."

I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.




My Dog Quotes: "Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person."

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.



My Dog Quotes: "There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars."

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.



My Dog Quotes: "Dogs want only love but cats demand worship."

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.



My Dog Quotes: "She is such a scene-stealer. She's got these lashes and big eyes, and when she walks on to the set everybody just says "ooh.""

She is such a scene-stealer. She's got these lashes and big eyes, and when she walks on to the set everybody just says "ooh."



My Dog Quotes: "I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy."

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.



My Dog Quotes: "Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk."

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.



My Dog Quotes: "There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house."

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.



My Dog Quotes: "I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died."

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.



My Dog Quotes: "When I was a kid I was always afraid of small dogs, because they always seemed like the ones that would attack."

When I was a kid I was always afraid of small dogs, because they always seemed like the ones that would attack.



My Dog Quotes: "The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me."

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.



My Dog Quotes: "I do Pilates, and hike with my dog."

I do Pilates, and hike with my dog.



My Dog Quotes: "Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called."

Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.



My Dog Quotes: "The dog pranced delightedly around his feet as if he'd been gone to another planet instead of merely underneath a car."

The dog pranced delightedly around his feet as if he'd been gone to another planet instead of merely underneath a car.



My Dog Quotes: "Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta."

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.



My Dog Quotes: "A good dog deserves a good bone."

A good dog deserves a good bone.



My Dog Quotes: "If you look closely you can see that they are all interconnected, symbolic of a never-ending circle in which it is simply impossible for the dog to catch the rabbit."

If you look closely you can see that they are all interconnected, symbolic of a never-ending circle in which it is simply impossible for the dog to catch the rabbit.



My Dog Quotes: "Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual budget gap."

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual budget gap.



My Dog Quotes: "I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog. I've been in that angst of loneliness, where you're really alone in the universe, except for the dog."

I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog. I've been in that angst of loneliness, where you're really alone in the universe, except for the dog.



My Dog Quotes: "Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw"

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw



My Dog Quotes: "My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world."

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.



My Dog Quotes: "I'm happy as a dog with two dicks"

I'm happy as a dog with two dicks



My Dog Quotes: "Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting."

Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.



My Dog Quotes: "He went up to heaven, located his dog. Not only that, but he rejoined his arm."

He went up to heaven, located his dog. Not only that, but he rejoined his arm.



My Dog Quotes: "Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?"

Writers are lampposts and critics are dogs. Ask lampposts what they think about dogs. Does the dog hurt the lamppost?



My Dog Quotes: "Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff."

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.



My Dog Quotes: "A good dog is one of the best things of all to be."

A good dog is one of the best things of all to be.



My Dog Quotes: "She was thrilling to a desire that urged her to go forward, to be in closer to that fire, to be squabbling with the dogs, and to be avoiding and dodging the stumbling feet of men."

She was thrilling to a desire that urged her to go forward, to be in closer to that fire, to be squabbling with the dogs, and to be avoiding and dodging the stumbling feet of men.



My Dog Quotes: "Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs."

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.



My Dog Quotes: "Arnold was a dog's dog. Whenever he shuffled along walks and through alleyways, he always gave the impression of being on to something big."

Arnold was a dog's dog. Whenever he shuffled along walks and through alleyways, he always gave the impression of being on to something big.



My Dog Quotes: "When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know."

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.



My Dog Quotes: "As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.



My Dog Quotes: "My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog."

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.



My Dog Quotes: "Dogs are easy. If their tails are up and their eyes are soft, you're in."

Dogs are easy. If their tails are up and their eyes are soft, you're in.



My Dog Quotes: "Clouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps."

Clouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps.



My Dog Quotes: "It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog."

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.



My Dog Quotes: "Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses."

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.



My Dog Quotes: "When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you."

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.