My Dog Quotes

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.

She is such a scene-stealer. She's got these lashes and big eyes, and when she walks on to the set everybody just says "ooh."

Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual budget gap.

The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could bawl.

With eye upraised his master's look to scan, The joy, the solace, and the aid of man: The rich man's guardian and the poor man's friend, The only creature faithful to the end.

Clouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps.

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms.

I believe in the Creator. I don't believe the creator is God. If you change G-O-D the other way, it becomes dog.

Animals are certainly more sophisticated than we used to think. And we shouldn't lump together animals as a group. Crows and chimps and dogs are all highly intelligent in very different ways.

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.

Some people just don’t appreciate having a dog around. It’s sad to think there are people like that. I knew Gloria was that way—maybe that’s why she could never be truly happy.

Because dogs and cats still live in the original state of connectedness with Being, they can help us regain it. When we do so, however, that original state deepens and turns into awareness.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place?

Who is the man who can call from the back door at night: "Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme! Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme"?

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

Gangster is the truest friend I can ever ask for.

Dogs remember every favor you ever do for them and store those events in a memory bank titled Why My Human Is A God.

My life contains so many other things; I have my children, my grandchildren, my two dogs and a big place in the country. I have my own life.

I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

Born down in a dead man's town, The first kick I took was when I hit the ground, You end up like a dog that's been beat too much, Till you spend half your life just covering up...

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

Think about a dog’s ability to forgive. This to me is love.

It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role.

I've been writing on my own. It's like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies, you have to crawl under the house and do it yourself.

He is afraid of you, so he hates you. It would be wrong to hurt him again. It would be like beating a dog after it has loosed it's bladder. The spirit is already broken in him.

But never yet the dog our country fed, Betrayed the kindness or forgot the bread.

It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog.

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

Love grows from the rich foam of forgiveness, mongrels make good dogs, and the evidence of God exists in the roundness of things.

A burnt dog dreads the fire.

What you run away from owns you. You are the dog on a leash. The most you can do is to tug against the leash.

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."

A life without a dog is a mistake.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

To do something for someone or something you loved-England or Shakespeare or a dog or the Hodbins or history-wasn't a sacrifice at all. Even if it cost you your freedom, your life, your youth.

The story [of Allied] stayed with me, like a stray dog outside the office, waiting.