My Dog Quotes
Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
I had decided that I wanted a dog from an animal shelter. Normally, presidents have purebred dogs, but my is a Labrador-griffon mix. Absolutely adorable.
A cat can be social, but a dog, we've bred this hyper social animal that's really truly different and will do stuff for us just to please us with praise and stroking.
I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.
A writer once asked what I'd say if I ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, "Probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfuker.'"
As anyone who goes into dog-rescue knows, it is not a for-profit business, but the rewards are priceless for me.
It is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog.
I'm not sure that love and like aren't like cats and dogs: One can't grow up to be the other, but they can be taught to live under the same roof.
I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.
The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.
It is a much more straightforward thing to be a dog, and a dog's love, once given, is not reconsidered.
Somewhere in the rain, there will always be an abandoned dog that prevents you from being happy.
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy
You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
We don't have titles on our business cards. No one really gets any special treatment. No one gets a corner office to put pictures of their family and their dog in.
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.
You can be yourself without pursuing yourself. Have you ever seen a dog chase his own tail? He just runs in circles.
A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart-better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog?
Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
The Invitation, To Tom Highes What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that's nearest, Though it's dull at whiles, Helping, when we meet them, Lame dogs over stiles.
I'm a big man and I like big dogs.... The dogs kept growing until only one of us could get in the elevator. It caused enough hassles so they finally kicked me out of my apartment.
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.
Dog! When we first met on the highway of life, we came from the two poles of creation.... What can be the meaning of the obscure love for me that has sprung up in your heart?