My Dog Quotes
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.
A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.
You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us.
When I was in fourth grade, a novelist came to talk to my English class. She told us that being an author meant sitting at the kitchen table in pajamas, drinking tea with the dogs at your feet.
One should not quarrel with a dog without a reason sufficient to vindicate one through all the courts of morality.
The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.
Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will.
I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.
A sculptor is supposed to be a dull dog anyway, so why should he not break out in colour sometimes, and in my case I'd as soon be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.
No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous.
Dogs should be called by names which are not very long, so that each may obey more quickly when he is called, but they should not have shorter names than those which are pronounced in two syllables.
A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart-better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog?
Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.
I build a painting by putting little marks together-some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.
The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry.
I'm a big man and I like big dogs.... The dogs kept growing until only one of us could get in the elevator. It caused enough hassles so they finally kicked me out of my apartment.
The Invitation, To Tom Highes What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that's nearest, Though it's dull at whiles, Helping, when we meet them, Lame dogs over stiles.
I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?
Dog! When we first met on the highway of life, we came from the two poles of creation.... What can be the meaning of the obscure love for me that has sprung up in your heart?
There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.
The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of formal ceremonies.
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.
