My Dog Quotes

I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like conscience.

The Invitation, To Tom Highes What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that's nearest, Though it's dull at whiles, Helping, when we meet them, Lame dogs over stiles.

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!

I build a painting by putting little marks together-some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

Dogs should be called by names which are not very long, so that each may obey more quickly when he is called, but they should not have shorter names than those which are pronounced in two syllables.

I do have a favorite Zeppelin song, Larry, Black Dog.

I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.

If you treat a girl like a dog, she is going to piss on you.

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs

My songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.

Asher means 'happy and blessed' which embodies my eldest. Caleb means 'stubborn and tenacious dog' and I can't even tell you how much that is my little boy! It was a useful warning.

I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.

A long walk and grooming with a well-mannered dog is a Zen experience that leaves you refreshed and in a creative frame of mind.

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.

We who advocate peace are becoming an irrelevance when we speak peace. The government speaks rubber bullets, live bullets, tear gas, police dogs, detention, and death.

At night my father often heard sporadic gunfire mixed in with the sound of dogs howling. If the war came closer, soon there would be only minor difference between shooting a dog and shooting a man.

We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have a care in the world.

Though he had very little Latin beyond "Cave canem," he had, as a young dog, devoured Shakespeare (in a tasty leather binding).

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.

A man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog.

When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it.

I enjoy going to Starbucks, having a cup of coffee, sitting in my car, driving from here to there, sitting at home looking at the trees, going for a walk with a dog. It's all very enjoyable.

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird."

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.

Dogs are a habit, I think.

Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.

I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies.

Do you know there is always a barrier between me and any man or woman who does not like dogs?

When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy!

I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to have some goats and chickens, but I travel around too much.

That's a real void in my life. I see a lot of people who struggled and went to jail and the dogs were after them. I'd look them in the eyes and say, 'God almighty, I wish I'd have been there.'

No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.

I saw 'The Artist.' It's really beautiful and it's all done to the letter with all the silent film techniques. The costumes were amazing and the dog is so good.

I have friends, some of whom are spectacularly good writers, who really want someone to edit them. I don't register that impulse. It's like the impulse for wanting a dog.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

Every dog has like me the impulse to question, and I have like every dog the impulse not to answer.

Who is able to paint the existence of a dog as Picasso paints the existence of a cubic shape?

He who lives among dogs must learn to pant.

All the feeling which my father could not put into words was in his hand-any dog, child or horse would recognize the kindness of it.

It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

Imagination is a licensed trespasser: it has no fear of dogs, but may climb over walls and peep in at windows with impunity.

Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.