My Dog Quotes

Look not for musk in a dog's kennel.

I have to deal with seven ex-stray dogs, and one ex-stray cat. One dog is nearing nineteen years old. Before I go to teach, he likes for me to tell him bedtime stories.

Africa is destined to anarchy. It is turning into 36 Haitis, with 36 Duvaliers, full of Cadillacs, beggars and snarling dogs.

It seems to be my mission in life to wait on a dog.

We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures.

This is a sleaze bag murdering dog and he [O.J. Simpson] has played us for fools. And the worst thing he did was exacerbate the racial divide in this country. He divided black and white America.

Since the war nothing is so really frightening not the dark not alone in a room or anything on a road or a dog or a moon but two things, yes, indigestion and high places they are frightening.

Stevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!

She's an amazing dog and really inspired everything that's in this book.

I've got nine dogs, eight birds, turtles, fish and I had wallabies at one point.

Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living.

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

Unless you're lead dog, the scenery never changes.

You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs.

People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.

He that marries is like the dogs who was married to the Adriatic. He knows not what there is in that which he marries; mayhap treasures and pearls, mayhap monsters and tempests, await him.

If you would wish the dog to follow you, feed him

Dogs bark at a person whom they do not know.

My relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach.

Come on soldiers! Guardians and agents of the supreme law! Here is a sacrifice of dogs ready for your swords!

Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us.

When I was in fourth grade, a novelist came to talk to my English class. She told us that being an author meant sitting at the kitchen table in pajamas, drinking tea with the dogs at your feet.

Unable to love each other, the English turn naturally to dogs

A sculptor is supposed to be a dull dog anyway, so why should he not break out in colour sometimes, and in my case I'd as soon be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart-better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog?

Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry.

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

For the time being I have seen enough of living things, of dogs, of men, of all flabby masses which move spontaneously.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

Dogs, for a reason that can only be described as divine, have the ability to forgive, let go of the past, and live each day joyously. It's something the rest of us strive for.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

I was Chairman Maos dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

In one's relationship with dogs and with a newsroom, a generous amount of praise and encouragement goes much better than criticism.

The tyrant now Trusts not to men: nightly within his chamber The watch-dog guards his couch, the only friend He now dare trust.

The footage that you're about to watch of China's dog-leather trade is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you server contact with your mothers.

Walking my dogs, playing with my kids - all of that is really good stuff to keep me centered.

People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it.

A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show

The wicked will gnaw their tongues for anguish and pain; they will curse God and look upwards. There the dogs of hell, pride, malice, revenge, rage, horror, despair, continually devout them.

A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led to a series of books about Bedlam Farm and about dogs, rural life, lambing and herding sheep.

When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting louder. Everything moved me. A dog following a stranger. That made me feel so much.

I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.

Let slip the dogs of champions.