My Dog Quotes

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

People and dogs and cows are born to be what they are. They may cover it up for a long time, but it will come out sooner or later.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.

Those dogs of democrats and liberal riff-raff will see that we're the only chaps who haven't been stultified by the ghastly period of peace.

There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood.

But, I do think, on a very simplistic level, that we can project onto dogs because they are so innocent. They don't come with a lot of baggage.

That was the first time I knew I loved him.

The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals.

Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.

We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four dogs. Miniature donkeys are very warm, loving animals.

What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?

The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of formal ceremonies.

There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.

I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.

The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.

It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.

Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business.

A dog is adorable and noble, a dog is a true and loving friend. A dog is also a hedonist.

I like the hot dogs at Dodger Stadium.

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

Three things know a secret- First; the lady in a dream, The dog that barks no warning, And a maid that does not scream.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but Im ready for kids.

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day.

Home is the place that goes where you go, yet it welcomes you upon your return. Like a dog overjoyed at the door. We've missed you is what you hear, no matter how long you've been gone.

I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the dead bodies of their masters.

I always say that if she treats her kids half as good as she treats the dogs, they'll be in great shape.

I think the unconditional love you get from an animal, especially a dog, is better than anything else.

In America they got two policemen, five policemen and one car watching each other, each has got a pistol, one has got a machine gun, one' got a shotgun and two dogs growling at each other.

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

No man can hope to be elected in his state without being photographed eating a hot dog at Nathan's Famous.

Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.

Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.

The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a poo, Todd." "Shutup, Manchee." "Poo. Poo, Todd." "I said shut it."

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

Timid dogs more eagerly bark than bite.

The dog, to gain some private ends, Went mad, and bit the man.

The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.

One should not quarrel with a dog without a reason sufficient to vindicate one through all the courts of morality.

America's vulnerability comes precisely from its strength, its wealth, its power and its modernity. It's the usual story of the dog chasing its own tail.

A boar is often held by a not-so-large dog.

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog.

Australian cattle dogs, are not like Labradors, where they just like to just sit around by the fire and get petted. They're working dogs, so they have a lot of energy, and they can drive you crazy.