My Dog Quotes

Just as one year in a dog's life is equivalent to seven years in a human life, one year in the high-technology business is like seven years in any other industry.

Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff, or from ice cream in a cone to creme brulee.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

Dogs give us something just as we give something to them.

Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

We know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of a world revolution. (On Muammar Qaddafi of Libya)

It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone'

That's my takeaway from 'Scream' - I know I can fit in dog doors. You have to jimmy your body in a certain position and really hope you're not wearing something super fancy.

Right now, any opinion anyone has about whether dogs can or cannot really tell when their owner is coming home by some unknown means... nobody knows. The weight of evi dence suggests they can.

When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will.

I'm a baseball player. I'm also a guy who mows his lawn and plays with his dog.

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

I think there is a total equality for me between painting a literary figure or Kate Moss or my Mum or a dog or a bird. To me, they are all absolutely equal.

Well… don’t be offended, but you smell like a dog.

I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

O happy dogs of England, Bark well at errand boys, If you lived anywhere else, You would not be allowed to make such an infernal noise.

The usual dog about the town is much inclined to play the clown.

I'd rather have a kid come up to me and tell me that he loves dinosaurs or he loves airplanes or he likes training dogs or I like Shakespeare. I mean, just something.

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

The hardest animal was the vulture. But the horses were great, the dog was great [in Valley of Violence]. It was really easy.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.

Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?

History, with its hard spine & dog-eared Corners, will be replaced with nuance, Just like the dinosaurs gave way To mounds and mounds of ice.

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Dogmatic theological statements are neither logical propositions nor poetic utterances. They are ''shaggy dog'' stories; they have a point, but he who tries too hard to get it will miss it.

Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.

The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail.

This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, snakes nest in that mouth, I hear the sibilant threat.

Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs to meow.

Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.

My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it

Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom.

A dog is a liberal... He wants to please everybody.

I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman.

France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot.

The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.

I am misanthropos, and hate mankind, For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, That I might love thee something.