My Dog Quotes

I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark.

Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? And the creature run from the cur. There thou mightst behold the great image of authority-a dog's obeyed in office.

Villains, vipers, damn'd without redemption; Dogs, easily won to fawn on any man; Snakes in my heart-blood warm'd, that sing my heart; Three Judases, each one thrice worse than Judas.

For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes, And hold-fast is the only dog.

I'm a big man and I like big dogs.... The dogs kept growing until only one of us could get in the elevator. It caused enough hassles so they finally kicked me out of my apartment.

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.

When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’ I just look over at my dog and remember that Buster’s never seen me high.

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself . . . But I think I have a right to resent, to object to libelous statements about my dog.

If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit.

In repose, my face looks as though I had gone through a terrible deal in the last five minutes. I have to disguise the expression and get a glassy-eyed look. That's something I learned from my dog.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

A good dog never dies.

One of the makeup artists once dyed my dog blue with vegetable blue.

This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog.

Falling in love is like owning a dog.

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.

A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.

But thinks, admitted to that equal sky, His faithful dog shall bear him company.

There's a lot of opportunities for scene-stealing if you're a dog.

Hollywood actresses age in dog years. I'm 25 in the rest of the world, but I'm about 48 in actress years. I'm just around the corner from my midlife crisis.

Dogs are nicer than people.

People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile and salivating roots own dogs.

I'm a pretty boring person. I have a dog that I love, and friends that I love, and a family that I love. I'm just trying to spend as much time with them as I can.

I can only sign over everything, the house, the dog, the ladders, the jewels, the soul, the family tree, the mailbox. Then I can sleep. Maybe.

If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work.

If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.

We may smile and the dog may wag the tail, but in essence, we have a set program and those programs are similar across individuals in the species.

A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right.

Give a boy a dog and you've furnished him a playmate.

No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor, but honest.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

America is like a dog. I'm sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.

I wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me

I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.

When dogs are actually looking at you, they're essentially hugging you with their eyes.

Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being.

What does it matter if a few barking dogs snap at the heels of the weary travelers? ... The caravan moves on

Whether one was going to have a horse, or a dog, or a child, with that comes a great responsibility to raise them.

I very much believe in rescuing animals, not buying them.

Dogs are more loyal. Cats are fickle.

The conclusion I have reached is that, above all, dogs are witnesses.

Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss; it's about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world.

A dog is a vehicle, you know, a dog is a window to Mother Nature and that's the closest species we have.

Many dogs grow up without rules or boundaries. They need exercise, discipline and affection in that order.

Breed is among the least important things about a dog. It's more important to find a dog with compatible energy and needs that will fit into your lifestyle.

People with strong breeds are trying to be in control because their dog is labeled as aggressive or dangerous. That tells us how ignorant we are even though we love dogs.