My Dog Quotes

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

They give unconditional love and undying loyalty in return for regular meals and an occasional pat on the head.

Anyone who's lived with companion cats or dogs knows that they are unique individuals with their own personalities. I think animals' secret to getting along is that they are not burdened by an ego.

You can’t make a dog happy by forcibly wagging its tail. And you can’t change people’s minds by utterly refuting their arguments.

The walls of the closet are guarded by the dogs of terror, and the inside of the closet is a house of mirrors.

When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.

Dogs do have feelings. I gather.

I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I'm acting and writing and I have a pool and a dog.

I have a new little stray dog that I've had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk - he's this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard.

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

There is a dog in every man.

When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark.

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

We had a dog, Apples. He was 13 years old, toothless, blind and had the worst breath this side of Jabba the Hut. But he was the sweetest dog, and I cried and cried when he died.

Charter schools are just public schools on a slightly longer leash. A dog on a long leash is still a dog on a leash.

I say every dog looks like no other but that isn't true. Not entirely. Difference is slippery.

I started a PhD in English at the University of Chicago because I loved poetry-which I now realize is like saying I studied vivisection because I loved dogs.

Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

Chickens are cheerless birds, I advise you to keep geese which can be taught to follow like dogs, one needs all the companionship one can get in these days.

Fatty, a bearded collie-terrier mix, is the kindest, cuddliest dog. And Oliver, a white golden retriever, even looks like me! My dogs have taught me to be more loving, more nurturing, and happier.

You can build an ordinary hot dog stand or you can build a spectacular one, and you can do it sometimes without that much difference in money - if somebody thinks about it.

In a world where every man and his dog is a designer, Alexander McQueen was the real deal. His talent was supersonic.

The dog knows, but does not know that he knows.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

It hit the damn papers that I was being chased through the woods with dogs and choppers. I mean, who the hell are we after here, John Dillinger? For Chrissakes, I'm just a lowly guitar player.

That even in its sharpest pangs of pain a dog can still caress its master we have learnt from the studies of vivisectors.

If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

The sense of smell in all dogs is their primary doorway to the world around them.

Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.

I start early in the morning. I'm usually out in the woods with the dog as soon as it gets light; then I drink a whole lot of tea and start as early as I can, and I go as long as I can.

Dogs notice, they share, they draw conclusions, they like it when they're able to be of service and are touchingly grateful when they're praised.

Things are such that someone lifting a cup, or watching the rain, petting a dog, or singing, just singing - could be doing as much for this universe as anyone.

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.

After I finish PO5, I would like to get a dog. I want to be able to spend more time with my pet, and I don't have the time right now.

I've never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs.

Dogs are just wolves in sheep's clothing.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint.

Why am I hopping around like some trained dog trying to please people I hate?

It's all about how bad you want to come back. (The Achilles' is) not tight anymore. I'm like a wild dog about getting back on the field. I'm hungrier than I've ever been.

Your life might be easier if you were. A fool for love is happier than a Dog with a heart that's all leather.

In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot.

You know the slow-motion walking shot in "Reservoir Dogs"? That was in the Tommy Udo tradition. That strut, that way of wearing your suit, is what I think gangster chic is.

Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.

We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

I once knew a man out of courtesy help a lame dog over a stile, and he for requital bit his fingers.

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it.

Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.