My Dog Quotes

Do you know why the nose of the bull dog is sloped backwards? So it can keep on breathing without ever letting go.

A poetess who had died young of cancer had said in one of her poems that for her, on sleepless nights, 'the night offers toads and black dogs and corpses of the drowned.

I am happier when I love than when I am loved. I adore my husband, my son, my grandchildren, my mother, my dog, and frankly, I don't know if they even like me. But who cares? Loving them is my joy.

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

Remember that no one ever kicks a dead dog.

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are terrified of my dog, because he gets low and goes for the balls.

I also go on long walks with my dog, a golden retriever named Breeze-and I work out with weights at a health club a couple of times a week.

I'm an equestrian, so I like to ride. Ride horses, I love to hike with my dog, love to travel. Most recently I went to Costa Rica, which I loved.

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

I was told that [Japan journalists] wanted to see my dog, Yume. You can see that she is in great shape.

Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog.

Barbarism is not the inheritance of our pre-history. It is the companion that dogs our every step.

Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.

You a low down dog is what’s wrong. It’s time to leave you and enter into the creation. And your dead body just the welcome mat I need.

Are we witnessing an Obama 'Wag the Dog' moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes.

I could claim any number of high-flown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dogs behavior... But maybe, it’s that they’re dog, and that’s what dogs do.

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.

Dogs don't make mistakes.

Who thinks you're as fantastic as your dog does?

Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath.

I love road trips! My husband and I love that. We bought a truck with a bench seat so we could put the dog in the middle.

Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around.

I do honor the very flea of his dog.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

A Congresswoman must look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, speak on any given subject with authority and most of all work like a dog.

I don't think that the world would be a better place if everyone owned a dog, and I don't think that all relationships between dogs and their owners are good, healthy, or enriching.

I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in different ways, and this way happens to be mine.

I have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood.

Whenever I've been bitten, it's because I made a mistake. I either misread the dog's body language or let my guard down at the wrong time.

Love is a Dog from Hell.

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr!

What you need for breakfast, they say in East Tennessee, is a jug of good corn liquor, a thick steak and a hound dog. Then you feed the steak to the dog.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

I try to keep myself busy. I always hang out with my family and friends and my dogs. Go to the beach. Go swimming. Go get exercise. Go on a hike.

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

Let sleeping dogs lie — who wants to rouse 'em?

A politician's record is like a tin kettle to a dog's tale - it's a noisy appendage, wich makes the dog conspicuous and invites everybody to shy a brick at him.

if you are a stepparent, rush right out and get yourself a dog. Because it's very nice to have someone in the house that loves you.

In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog.

Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.

Dog is God spelled backward.