My Dog Quotes

I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes.

There's nothing that I love more than predawn. I'm with the dogs, I make coffee, and there's no one up.

Like the dog who barks at the train, I bark not because I expect the train to stop, but because I am a dog.

How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves.

The dog is still in the natural state. And you can easily see that, because you have problems and your dog doesn't. And while your happy moments may be rare, your dog celebrates life continuously.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I have a very sensitive nose. I identify with dogs. I understand the world through my nose.

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.

Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog.

Nothing is more likely to start me screaming like a madwoman than New York in February with its piles of blackened snow full of yellow holes drilled by dogs.

Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered.

One of my favorite things about playing Avery Jennings on Dog With a Blog, is that I get to play a real teenager who deals with everyday issues.

I like to hike and play with my dogs and spend time with my family. We go out to family dinners a lot.

You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.

Little dogs start the Hare, the great get her.

I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.

May I die like a dog rather than hasten the ripening of a sentence by a single second!

For a metaphysical treat stop at the Big Sur Inn, which is also a haven for stray cats and dogs. Life along the South Coast is just a bed of roses, with a few thorns and nettles interspersed.

These things happen. One day you run everything, and the next day you run like a dog.

The worst dog gets the best bone.

Anbody can make an easy deal, but only a true agent can sell a dog.

Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got poop on it.

I petted the dogs who didn't argue with me ever. All dogs love God. They're wiser than their masters.

Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.

Only a dog would lick a finger pointed in anger.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you.

Novels are about men and women and children and dogs, not politics.

I'll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn't have a kid. I have two dogs and I know how much I love them. I would like to love and raise a kid.

I need a dog pretty badly. I dreamed of dogs last night. They sat in a circle and looked at me and I wanted all of them.

You know, the man's best friend is his dog... if he's got nothing else.

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.

I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

More often than not, what animals require our protection from is not hurricanes or fires, but abuse at the hands of other people.

Bourgeois society ought long ago to have gone to the dogs through sheer idleness; for those of its members who work, acquire nothing, and those who acquire anything, do not work.

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

Be patient. Your future will come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you no matter what you are.

A dog gets lonesome just like a human. He wants to associate with other dogs, but when they take him out, the poor dog is on a leash and cannot run around.

When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money, his home, and his dog.

It'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs.

I'm sexing raw dog without protection.

Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit.

Roving dogs do not indicate the civilisation or compassion of the society. They betray on the country the ignorance and lethargy of its members.

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.