My Dog Quotes

Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.

... we must drive them [Jews] out like mad dogs, so that we do not become partakers of their abominable blasphemy and all the their other vices and thus merit God's wrath and be damned with them.

The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.

Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right - he'll keep you company, be your friend, never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against them.

What can you do by killing? Nothing. You kill one dog, the master buys another-that's all there is to it.

While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps.

You know, I've made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I love. I don't need anything else.

Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog.

If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.

O merry, merry, merry, like only dogs know how to be happy and nothing more, with an absolute shameless nature.

You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.

I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well with dogs, they trust me.

In many respects, my best friends were dogs.

Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.

Even a dog knows the difference between being kicked and being stumbled over.

Every day is Christmas Day to a dog.

It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything.

For me, the idea of being a successful actor is hanging out with my dogs and my boy, down in Venice beach, and going, "I don't have to audition today. I've got a little respite here."

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

The best way to get over a dog's death is to get another soon.

For God's sake,' the dog is saying, 'open the universe a little more!

If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get out and be active on Sunday.

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

He was silent for a moment, staring out the window into the rain; I imagined he was contemplating the fact that his family's presence was turning the locals into giant dogs.

It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.

Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.

Journalists say that when a dog bites a man, that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news ... Thanks to the mathematics of combinatorics, we will never run out of news.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Dogs are great teachers. They are at home in the world. They live in the moment, and they force us to stay there with them. Dogs love us unconditionally, not for our bodies or bank accounts.

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music.

An Airedale can do anything any other dog can do and then whip the other dog if he has to.

It's unreal. I mean, the dog backflips. It's amazing. Google Jumpy on YouTube - I had seen the dog first and I was like, "Y'all don't even know."

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

Old dogs care about you, even when you make mistakes.

The dog won't bite if you beat Him with a bone

We each had to spend a week out at Lassie's ranch, and whoever got along best with the dog got the part.

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

Sometimes the teacher would tell me that if you're singing a love song and you just don't feel it with a person or something you've experienced, just think of a dog or cat that you love.

Dogs are mute and obedient, but they have watched us and know us and can smell how pitiful we are.

I didn't move. I've learned from years of experience that dogs and falcons and ladies come back to you if you stay where you are.

For an actress who really hasn't gotten to act for two years, it was like letting a wild dog out of its cage.

Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation.

I consciously choose the dog's path through life. I shall be poor; I shall be a painter.

I grew, a happy, healthy child in a bright world of illustrated books, clean sand, orange trees, friendly dogs, sea vistas and smiling faces.

Yume is a no-nonsense dog. There are many people here, with camcorders running, lights shining and cameras clicking. She is being a guard dog.

I also derive a great deal of pleasure from horses and dogs... the ocean... and love.

To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.

In many ways, September feels like the busiest time of the year: The kids go back to school, work piles up after the summer's dog days, and Thanksgiving is suddenly upon us.