My Dog Quotes

You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.

Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dog's life isn't going to kill someone for gold teeth.

My first TV crush was Elroy Jetson, because he was so cute. And I wanted to play with Astro on his automatic dog-walker thing.

...if this Roman dude’s as bad as you say, then why are you lurking outside his store looking all charged and heated like a dog waiting for its owner?

Dogs are a gift to mankind. They are happy and joyful and loyal by nature. They are pure, positive energy and teach by example. That is all that's required of them.

I am a huge animal lover. Growing up, my mother and I rescued countless animals - dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, even a turtle. I have been accused of caring more about animals than I do about people.

MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.

J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.

Lately, I've become accustomed to the way The ground opens up and envelopes me Each time I go out to walk the dog.

Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish.

I'm a slave to my dogs and go out with them almost every day. They are poorly behaved if they don't run. They really act up.

I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.

At the time of the Revolution, dogs howled day and night all over Russia.

As soon as I walk through the door and see my family and the dogs, I feel relaxed.

If you're the only hot dog stand in town, you're hot dogs don't have to be good.

People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog.

To push behind the dog sled and run in front of the dog sled. That was always an interesting job.

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists.

God, why didn't you make us all dogs?

In New Orleans, where I'm from, the average household income, with two working parents, two kids, a dog and a little fence is $16,000 a year, so $15,000 for a movie sounds pretty good.

When the little dog snarls, the big dog does not connect the snarl with himself, simply fancying that the little dog must be uncomfortable.

A good person will feel guilty even before a dog.

I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.

I have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there.

I chose the title Dogwalker because that describes me pretty well. I spend a lot of time walking around with my dogs. I'd say the narrator is me in an alternate universe.

I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mom but not until I'm in my 30s.

Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend.

Some people in D.C. talk about me like a dog.

Almost any dog thinks almost any human is the Great Spirit, the Primal Creator, and the Universal Force Behind the Sun and Tides. What human can resist?

there are people who read my work and accuse me of being political! As far as I'm concerned that's like accusing a dog of having a bark!

Show me a dog who still cannot perform a task after it has been trained over and over again, and I'll tell you who the slow learner is.

I think it's fun running with dogs. They're always so fit and fast.

Did you hear something, Nora?” Vee asked. “I thought I heard something.” “You definitely heard something,” I agreed. “Could that be … a dog fart I heard?” Vee asked me.

We are not like dogs who are kind of "What am I going to eat today? Oh, there is a rabbit; I am going to go chase it."

Naturally animals are very special to me, especially dogs.

I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!

I was a commodity, like a hot dog. It was like hot dogs and Betty Hutton.

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.

As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual.

The fact of the matter is I'm 21 now. I stay home. I feed my dogs. I don't really go out. I work.

Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.

The dogs absolutely do bark and play with each other, even though [Marino] says she trains them not to be noisy. But they're animals; that's what they do.

What we do is inherently self-centered and sort of narcissistic. It's hard to really be thinking about myself all of the time when I have a dog who needs me to be caring for him twenty-four seven.

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

Some days I feel like I'm only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show.