My Dog Quotes

In harmony with cosmic sea, true love needs no company. It can cure the soul, it can make it whole, if dogs run free.

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.

I have two beautiful dogs that I cherish.

What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name.

I am a Pit Bull mixed with a Great Dane, mixed with a Rottweiler, mixed with a Bull Terrier, mixed with everything. That's what kind of dog I am.

I was three years old. I was messing with my grandparents' dog in Las Vegas, and he decided to pick me up by my head and run around the backyard with me.

What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers.

I think test screenings with an audience are useful because they have no dog in the fight, they just say how they feel.

The big guys, the big dogs, are going to own everything from the White House to the courthouse.

While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off.

You can't measure a dog's intelligence by giving him a verbal test 'cause it's not on their scale, but that doesn't mean they're not intelligent creatures.

I don't have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else.

I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even "Teach my performing dogs new tricks".

A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.

I have wanted to have a baby since I was a teenager, but it frightens me. It is much easier to have a dog.

A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.

I have a second dog, too, mainly for security.

I like birds and dogs. I'm allergic to cats.

If my life was a song it would be 'Who Let The Dogs Out'.

I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.

I rehabilitate dogs, I train people.

Today my son and I went for a stroll and saw the sea lions and watched the sunset and played ball in the park with our dog.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled. “Shoo,” Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

Judiciously show a cat milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you wish him to bring it down one day.

You should keep dogs-fine animals-sagacious.

The very dogs were all asleep, and the flies, drunk with moist sugar in the grocer's shop, forgot their wings and briskness, and baked to death in dusty corners of the window.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

A dog trusts deeply and so is easily betrayed.

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

I think having a dog makes you more compassionate.

I am surrounded by my family, my beloved grandchildren, and my pack of dogs.

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

Success is never bad in Hollywood. It is what you do with success that will dog you.

You can't surprise a man with a dog.

There's so many celebrities now on the Internet and I feel that I was such a pioneer. Now everybody, your dog can have a website.

An abiding preoccupation for me is how much of our lives are invisible and unknown by other people like the Chekhov story The Lady With the Little Dog.

That’s a divorce. You ever seen a divorce? That’s like her taking not only the furniture and the silverware -- she took the dog, too. (Harvick) didn’t get the animal, I would say.

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

Today, Snoop Dog endorsed Ron Paul for president. Snoop said he likes Paul's positions on everything from legalizing pot ... to legalizing pot.

One has not lived until one has carried a sixty-pound dog down a sweeping flight of stairs at half-past V in the morning.

I made a lot of good friends in Philadelphia and the last thing that I would want to do is dog anyone in that clubhouse. If I made it sound like that, it was a mistake.

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.

First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexters Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the main ones.

In my house, we speak Spanglish to the dogs, to the grandchildren, to the kids.

I had the great fortune to actually become friends with Sam [Fuller] and ultimately collaborate with him on White Dog, which we wrote together.