My Dog Quotes

[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.

If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.

Love's a dog in a manger.

The truth is out there somewhere, but the dog needs to be walked.

Every man has the basis of good. Not only human beings, you can find it among animals and insects, for instance, when we treat a dog or horse lovingly.

Cats, dogs, and some I mean, birds, many species of mammals, they also have the sort of potential to show affection firstly because of the biological factor.

If you the owner of the dog, really showing not just food but real affection, then dog very much appreciate. Isn't it?

You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog.

The dogs, and home, privacy is my constant.

I wish my mind was a dog and I could train it to go sit.

My wife fosters dogs, to try and give these lost puppies a chance to get adopted. I'm grateful to my wife for that, she brings that element to my family and my kids get to understand what that means.

Our dog just wanders around the house with a concerned look on his face. Dogs are just people who can't find their phone.

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door.

The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen.

You know how people say they're either like a cat or a dog? I feel like a cat. I just want to be alone. Isn't that weird? It's a lot to take in.

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.

I don't understand at best, I cannot speak for all the rest. But you may find a lifetime's passed you by. Every dog has its day, every day has its way Of being forgotten.

Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.

Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom.

Just think about that. I feed 7 people every day. I house, feed and clothe seven people every day. And we have employees at the house. And we have 3 dogs, so I'm just throwing money out.

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.

In our lives a dog is a dog rather than a former wolf, and it surely is not a cat, a difference that means an enormous amount to some people.

Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.

It hardly seemed fair, because, unlike a horse or a Seeing Eye dog, the whole glory of being a bird is that nobody would ever put you to work.

It is very, very hard to do that ballroom dancing and I am going to be nowhere near it. Now if you have a hot dog eating contest, call me.

Like children, dogs want discipline and are most secure when they have rules to live by. The happiest dogs are those with gentle masters who quietly but firmly demand respect.

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.

I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.

Forests precede us and deserts dog our heels.

Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.

Anybody who knows me knows that I'm no attack dog.

In the early years of the Uprising, we survived on one meal a day of horse meat and soup, but by the end we ate only dried peas, dogs, cats and birds.

Amanda (Seyfried) has this dog that goes everywhere with her.

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

I'm a proud person. I'm not vain. I look at it like it is. If you've got the money and you're going to be out there, you owe it to people not to look like a dog if you can help it.

I never thought I could learn much from a dog or cat. They sleep when we sleep. They eat when we eat. I'm into observing animals being as wild as they can be in a captive environment.

On a dog sled team, unless you're the lead dog the view never changes.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

I think the biggest influence on the book, as far as the humor goes, comes, at least indirectly, from the men I worked with in the paper mill. Some of them could make a dog laugh.

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again -- just watch. He can do much better!

My father read 'The New York Times,' my mother did secretarial work, we had a dog, we had a garden, I had a brother.

He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed -- a kind of amiable absurdity.

A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me, I would up my pot consumption just to make that happen.

Your deep interests should always have a dog-eared place on your nightstand.

As men and women of character and of faith in the soundness of democratic methods, we must work like dogs to justify that faith.