My Dog Quotes

Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets; With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done.

I, a Laconian dog, can bite again: Yes, I can make the Daunian tiger flee, Much more a bragging, foul-mouth'd whelp like thee.

When my eye rested on an arid height, spirit partook of the barrenness. - Heartily wish Niebuhr & Strauss to the dogs. The deuce take their penetration & acumen. They have robbed us of the bloom.

Donald Trump has spent his entire campaign offering a dog whistle to his most hateful supporters.

[Donald Trump] tried to switch from looks to stamina. But this is a man who has called women pigs, slobs and dogs, and someone who has said pregnancy is an inconvenience to employers.

Donald Trump is reinforcing harmful stereotypes and offering a dog whistle to his most hateful supporters. It's a disturbing preview of what kind of president he'd be.

There are dog people and cat people.

This is a really good circus. It has lions, tigers, dogs, monkeys and about any other animal act you can think of. There are a lot of great acts, and it's a two part, two hour show.

Between the monster and the fool there are many people who walk the middle path with a dog at their heels, their lives enriched by giving the dog a dog's life.

The dog is all things to all men.

The idiot had shot their own dog. That’s what happened when the destructive potential of a man’s weapons exceeded his intelligence.

Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

As the dog sprinted back, Jack said to the girl, "Sweetheart,honey, why do you have to be so hateful?" "Why not?" Ellie said. "It's not like being good ever got me anywhere.

I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.

Most Americans, like most Japanese, view their dogs, cats, and other animal companions as family members, and rightly so.

I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having a natural existence.

My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything.

Braggarts and rogues, dogs and scoundrels, drive them out, Harry Potter, see them off!

Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine.

The pair of them were staring at the computer screen like two dogs watching animal planet: very focused, but incapable of turning up the volume or changing the channel. -Manny and Butch

The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.

I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way-under the hoop.

For the pride of trace and trail was his, and sick unto death, he could not bear that another dog should do his work.

My father, I never knew, except for this one time when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it. "Dad," I said. "Am I a dog?" "Lydia," he said. "I apologize.

I was frustrated as a child when I had to use a vacuum. It had a screaming noise and the smell of stale dog and a lack of performance.

I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.

On the other hand, even a big, '80s love van was less noticeable than six flying kids and their talking dog. So there you go.

Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where our next meal was coming from. Could we afford to feed a dog? Wait for it—no.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

It's not unlike the movies for human actors. Once a dog stars in a movie, they don't work very much anymore. It's kind of heartbreaking.

The dog actors and the relationship they have with their trainers is one of the most beautiful things I've ever watched happen in front of me.

Basically, we're taking a product that would be sold in the cheapest way for dogs, and after this process we can give it to humans.

My favorite animals are dogs.

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play it, and the real painful honesty that I approach my performance with.

Björk’s wraparound swan frock . . . made her look like a refugee from the more dog-eared precincts of provincial ballet.

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.

Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like a country song. He's from Texas, his dog just died, and it looks like he might lose his job. Next thing, his truck is going to break down.

Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick?

The poet Paul Éluard says that to understand my film version of Beauty and the Beast, you must love your dog more than your car.

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs.

I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that.

Zach had brought her a dog.