My Dog Quotes

Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead.

I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.

Want a hot dog, McMahon?

There are certain regions in the country where the indigenous people eat dogs.

You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think of.

People often assume New York City is no place to keep a dog. This is certainly what my parents told me when I was growing up there. But I have found this not to be the case at all.

Okay," Kincaid said. "Anyone have any questions?" "Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight?

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.

If you take a character and you call him a frog, or like Rowlf, our dog, call him a dog, you immediately give the audience a handle.

In L.A., I have more of a yard existence, and so I enjoy walking my two little dogs in New York - one's a Maltese and the other's a Shih Tzu.

The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins.

The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'

Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.

You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'

I had worked on dogs for a couple of years developing a renal transplant operation. We had dogs running around with kidneys we had transplanted back into themselves.

Frankenweenie is also about mortality, but at a very different stage. It's losing a parent versus losing a dog. I don't run away from the tears of that, which I think is what makes it feel universal.

Here Shock, the pride of all his kind, is laid, Who fawned like man, but ne'er like man betrayed.

Being a person, I had come to realize, is a communal activity. Dogs know how to be dogs. But people do not know how to be people unless and until they learn from other people.

Like a dog, a playwright lives in an eternal present and a play is never closed.

Every dog has its day.

It is a poor dog that is not worth the whistling

You know the way people begin to look like their dogs? Well, we're beginning to look like each other.

Love is what you feel for a dog or a pussycat. It doesn't apply to humans.

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

It was so dry in Saskatchewan during the Depression that the trees were chasing the dogs.

It's a mixed crowd at the dogs - black, white, hispanic - but to Walt they all look like Jackie Gleason. Heavyset guys with big plans and polyester souls.

A dog is a bond between strangers.

Doc tips his hat to dogs as he drives by and the dogs look up and smile at him.

Thus every dog at last will have his day - He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow; The grub today's a butterfly tomorrow.

I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born.

I am lucky in marriage and in dogs.

I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.

Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.

111 company is like a dog, who dirts those most whom he loves best.

I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.

I will defend the peso like a dog!

Dogs bark and the caravan goes by.

The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe.

A tree weeps when cut down, a dog howls when beaten, but a man matures when offended.

We never consider that the things dogs know about us are things of which we have not the faintest notion.

The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.

After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all 'in my mind,' I am once again officially allergic to dogs.

We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats.

I know I'd rather have any amount of time with a dog I love and suffer the mourning than not have the time at all.

If entertainment years were dog years, man, Id be like Gandhi. Id be like 250 years old.