My Dog Quotes

Free, open love I have looked upon as dog's love. Secret love is, besides, cowardly.

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

Light may earth's crumbling sand be laid on thee, that dogs may dig thy bones up easily

I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders.

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.

Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason.

... Love never forgets; or if it does, it is an imperfect love, like the beautiful love of a dog, faithful and unreasoning.

So often we think we have got to make a difference and be a big dog. Let us just try to be little fleas biting. Enough fleas biting strategically can make a big dog very uncomfortable.

A real leader is not the top dog who merely shouts down orders. a leader is one who holds the space for the brilliance of others.

If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything.

Happiness is a hound dog in the sun. We aren't on Earth to be happy, but to experience incredible things. - Hannah Schneider

I would rather have a man dog then a women dog because they do not bear like women dogs, it is a hard case it is shoking.

Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so they are much more likely to go deep, should they bite you.

Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a book... absolute heaven.

The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

There are no wild animals until man makes them so.

Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

We expressed love for this dog by ... knowing without showing that we cared for him.

You don't shoot a dog when it is already dead.

Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.

I’d like to have a nice home set up, with a couple of dogs, and a fence, white picket fence.

Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.

The breadth and depth of what dogs do for our happiness and longevity is pretty remarkable.

People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs.

Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never.

The factory farm is . . . an obvious moral evil so sickening and horrendous. . . All this so we can have our accustomed veal or lamb or fried chicken or pork chop or hot dog.

You'd been petting a stuffed dog?' she said 'A dead one?' 'It was a really well stuffed dog' I clarified. 'I have seen some bad taxidermy. This was top-notch work. It would have fooled anyone.

I can't even trust my own imaginary dog. How much lower can a person get?

Dog becomes a good friend with man whether the man himself is good or not!

Let the cats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of mousetraps! Let the rats rule the world; first thing they will do is to increase the number of dogs!

It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar.

And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it.

I rescued a dog. It was a beautiful.

When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone.

Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen.

One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite.

Gradually I became aware that professing English because I loved poems was like practicing vivisection because I loved dogs.

I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me.

There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy." Dogs are happy with who they are.

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

An ancient father says that a dog we know is better company than a man whose language we do not understand.

Sometimes, when a man is alone, that's all you got is your dog.

My dogs are more important than my family.

In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

We have received a dog with serious eye problems and a skin disease in hopeless stage. The person who brought it here demanded we cure it for free and refused the idea of euthanasia to end its pain.

There are some things I like about L.A. You can have a really healthy lifestyle, and I love running with the dogs on the beach. It's just the social scene is horrific!

Chicago keeps getting all these complete games. Im expecting 50 cent hot dogs.