My Dog Quotes

Great men have always had dogs.

Dogs smoke in France.

... every dog is allowed one bite.

I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner.

My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs.

When a dog is chasing after you, whistle for him.

I come from a family of professional dog-showers, one step above carnies, but I didn't want to join the family business.

A thief running away like mad from a ferocious watch-dog may be a splendid example of Zen.

Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.

During the Prince's visit, King Timahoe will be referred to only as Timahoe, since it would be inappropriate for the Prince to be outranked by a dog.

If I had a dog, I'd train him to kill on command. And the command I'd use would be, "Is he friendly?"

Remember what Anatole France said about the dog masturbating on your leg--'Sure, it's honest, but who needs it?

I did, however, manage to do it without hurting those dogs. Very considerate of me. Don't let it be said I'm not an animal lover-that wretched kitsune aside.

I felt the need to clarify we were there for the self defense class, in case he also taught about dog breeding or riding the high seas.

But dogs, which have no ability to sin nor moral conscience, do not have an ability to reject Jesus.

Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.

America does not like people being not nice to dogs.

Most of an award-show host's job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it's the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel's 'Hero Dog Awards.'

I admire those old road dogs, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan. That's their life.

I'm on good form. I'm an older guy. I feel healthy, I've been training, I'm looking after myself, I get up early. I look after the dogs. I'm happy.

Probably your first agent is going to be some guy who also handles dog acts.

There is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy...should own a dog at some time in his life, preferably between the ages of forty-five and fifty.

When dogs fulfill their roles they are ecstatically happy.

Dogs are angels sent from heaven in order to help us to be better people.

You can put a dog in a scene and everyone's going to be better, I guarantee it. And if they're not better, just shoot the dog.

In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite.

There is another world for all that live and move-a better one!

The dog has behaved himself quite well all day, and the show is doing fantastically well in the ratings... I have no reason to be sad!

It used to be fashionable for authors to have their pictures taken with dogs, but the dogs always looked like models hired from an advertising agency, and probably were.

If I had a dog that was sick as often as you are, I'd put it down," he observed kindly.

I wasn't even aware of the Year of the Family. I couldn't give a toss. These things - the year of the family, the year of the three-legged dog. I think it's all trash.

Someone told me once that I'm worse than a dog, I'm the scum of the earth, so for me it was draining.

Each dog barks in his own yard!

Everything about the left is perception, manipulation, and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception.

Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens.

Before I had my child, animals were my life. I slept with four dogs in my bed.

I was 11 or 12 years old when I first saw 'Reservoir Dogs.' I remember after I saw that film, I kept renting it from the video store because I wanted all of my friends to see it.

Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.

This business is dog eat dog and nobody is gonna eat me.

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him.

I do not know, sir, that the fellow is an infidel; but if he be an infidel, he is an infidel as a dog is an infidel; that is to say, he has never thought upon the subject.

Everyone should have two or three hives of bees. Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils.

Sleep with a dog and rise full of fleas.

I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

Tears have a better character cried alone. Pity can sometimes be more wolf than dog.

First draw dog, then fleas. First paint apple, then worm holes.

Short sellers age in dog years.

Those are the movies that we [with Evan Goldberg] always wanted to make. Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, the kind of movies where violence and comedy and characters kind of work together really well.

Oh, but I like my geese. Like cats, they can't be told what to do, and like dogs, they're loyal, and like people, they talk every chance they get.