My Dog Quotes

In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.

You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy.

When I see Liz Taylor with those Harry Winston boulders hanging from her neck I get nauseated. Not figuratively, but nauseated! All I can think of are how many dog shelters those diamonds could buy.

Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.

Do you fall in love often?" Yes often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a cat, with numbers, with friends, with complete strangers, with nothing at all.

No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.

When a dog is really comfortable, they give off a certain scent and you can smell it on their paws.

I had a little dog and my dog was very small....Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of all.

Not the least hard thing to bear when they go from us, these quiet friends, is that they carry away with them so many years of our own lives.

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

The human imagination... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.

Sleep with me sleep with my dogs-

I can't imagine my life without animals. I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door waiting for me has got to be one of the sweetest joys of my life.

There's something people find hilarious about dogs surfing and dancing and talking in the movies. I think it's nice for people - I think it's wish fulfillment - to see animals talking.

The ego is like a tired old dog. We can never kill it, so put it out on the back porch, let it rest there, and step around it.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.

We are unique. Chimpanzees are unique. Dogs are unique. But we humans are just not as different as we used to think.

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

The more i get to know people, the more i like dogs.

Common hypocrites pass themselves off as doves; political and literary hypocrites pose as eagles. But don't be fooled by their eagle-like appearance. These are not eagles, but rats or dogs.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

When you run after your thoughts, you are like a dog chasing a stick

Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

However tight I shut my eyes, there will always be a stray dog somewhere in the world who'll stop me being happy.

Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does.

Great men have great dogs.

I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.

A good man will take care of his horses and dogs, not only while they are young, but when old and past service.

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

If you're thinking about the idea in the shower. If you're thinking about the idea while you're walking your dog, there's probably something to it.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

The perfection of life with a gun dog, like the perfection of an Autumn, is disturbing because you know, even as it begins, that it must end. Time bestows the gift and steals it in the process

Do the right thing even if it means dying like a dog when no one's there to see you do it.

No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

You learn in this business.. If you want a friend, get a dog.

Freedom is meaningless if people cannot put food in their stomachs, if they can have no shelter, if illiteracy and disease continue to dog them.

You gotta school these young macks comin' up today... I mean to be 'frank', they just hot dogs, The girls are relish, and they need to catchup on they pimpin'.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature.

Romanians have a saying, 'Not every dog has a bagel on its tail.' It means that not all streets are paved with gold. When I began my career, I just wanted to do cartwheels.

Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.