My Dog Quotes

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show.

I get to sit at home with the dogs on the sofa, record in a closet in the office, send them off and, if I'm lucky, make a million dollars.

Dogs experience the world as it is, without judgement. When we learn to do the same, we make the world a better place.

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind; So flew'd, so sanded; their heads are hung with ears that sweep away the morning dew.

I had no immediate knowledge of the world of Batman at all. I'm quite incubated. I just keep myself to myself and my dog.

You're out of luck like two dogs stuck.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

I don't actually like people. I'm a loner and if I had my way I'd just walk my dogs every day, never talk to anyone and then die.

The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.

I love dogs. Like, A LOT. They’re my favorite animal. Ever.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne

Dogs like to obey. It gives them security.

Man is, beyond dispute, the most excellent of created beings, and the vilest animal is a dog; but the sages agree that a grateful dog is better than an ungrateful man.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

If dogs talked, one of them would be president by now. Everybody likes dogs.

Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live.

I am often surprised by the cleverness, and now and again by the stupidity, of my dog; and I have similar experiences with mankind.

Part of my becoming a vegetarian was that I would look at my burger, then look at my dogs, and I wasn't able to see a difference.

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?

If I stop to kick every barking dog I am not going to get where I'm going.

Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.

Had you fought like a man, you need not have been hang'd like a dog.

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young.

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.

...he will be our friend for always and always and always.

When people aren't having any fun, they seldom produce good work. Kill the grimness with laughter. Encourage exuberance. Get rid of sad dogs that spread gloom.

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

Being patted is what it is all about.

Every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard.

No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog.

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.

If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog.

The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals

You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve success and become free. Then you can do whatever you like.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.

I'll never kick dogs, I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.