My Dog Quotes

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions

I don't keep a dog and bark myself.

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience.

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog.

If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or the dog?" Regan, "If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

But it is hard to know them from friends, they are so obsequious and full of protestations; for a wolf resembles a dog, so doth a flatterer a friend.

Life had not taught me to distrust ministers, but it had taught me to trust no one more than dogs.

He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog.

To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Some dogs act like people and some people act like dogs.

Many times I have thanked God for a bite of raw dog.

Continued experiment with dog today.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.

Sitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy.

I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian.

I don't believe in hunches. Hunches are for dogs making love.

To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?"

Dogs change lives. Half Buddha, half Bozo, they keep us tethered to the earth, and teach us to fly. Our dogs are our sanity keepers.

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Men call their sons Paul and their dogs Nero today.

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.

Praying without fervency is like hunting with a dead dog.

Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously.

I don't know how I'm gonna pick up a bat again. I just need to be away for a bit and play with my dogs.

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God.

It's impossible to talk without labels. "Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.

The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual test, A wet dog is the lovingest.

I want people to understand there is a such a thing as creating a harmonious experience between the dogs and the humans.

Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally , forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy

You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes.