My Grandmother Quotes

My Grandmother Quote of the day

My grandmother was an English teacher for a while. And she stressed to me the importance of reading, being able to articulate well.

I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

I've been a godmother loads of times, but being a grandmother is better than anything.

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

I bought a house in the Hollywood Hills and brought my grandmother from Harlem to live in it with me.

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.

I was literally the black sheep of the family, and there were definitely moments of discomfort while my grandmother was working through her racism.

If I walk in a home and a kid disrespects a woman, his mother or grandmother, then I am out... I wont recruit them

A faint smell of lilac filled the air. There was always lilac in this part of town. Where there were grandmothers, there was always lilac.

My identity is linked to my grandmother, who's pure Filipino, as pure as you can probably get. And that shaped my imagination. So that's how I identify.

Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

I am not ashamed of my grandparents for having been slaves. I am only ashamed of myself for having at one time being ashamed.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Modern invention has banished the spinning wheel, and the same law of progress makes the woman of today a different woman from her grandmother.

You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night.

In war I would deal with the Devil and his grandmother

In the sky there are always answers and explanations for everything: every pain, every suffering, joy and confusion.

A Grandmother is a safe haven.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

You don’t have to look far to taste some of the best food the world has to offer. I’d pit my grandmother against a 3-star Michelin chef any day.

I looked over and Jim Morrison was dancing the jitterbug with my grandmother on the coffee table.

The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know... You break it, you buy it.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

Even now / I am not old. / I never think of it, and yet / I am a grandmother to eleven grandchildren.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

My grandmother was a minister as well, which was not that common in the 1930s.

Christian theology is the grandmother of Bolshevism.

A man who is stingy with saffron is capable of seducing his own grandmother.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.

My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything was under control.

I hated my mom for not letting me play football as a kid. So when I have kids someday, I guarantee they'll never meet their grandmother.

I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.

I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

What a wonderful contribution our grandmothers and grandfathers can make if they will share some of the rich experiences and their testimonies with their children and grandchildren.

I have loved corsets since I was small. When I was a child, my grandmother took me to an exhibition, and they had a corset on display. I loved the flesh color, the salmon satin, the lace.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.

My grandmother asks me to race down the street, I'm going to try to beat her. And I'll probably enjoy it. Competitive to a fault, sometimes.

If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!