My Wife Quotes
They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies.
Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul.
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.
The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.
My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.'
It's a real gift to have a husband and wife in the company that love each other and that work together. They check on each other emotionally and physically. That's beautiful to me.
The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.
Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife.
I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.
Well, I think if more people had more applause, it would make them feel better. I often give my wife a round of applause. If the meal is very good I give her a standing ovation.
Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.
Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.
The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.
The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, his wife knows he is dispensable, his children sense it.
The whole life with a wife is like an end game with two bishops of different colors.
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
My experience in childhood and adolescence of the subordinate role played by the female in a society run entirely by men had convinced me that I was not cut out to be a wife.
A man who loves his wife will love her letters and her photographs because they speak to him of her. So if we love the Lord Jesus, we shall love the Bible because it speaks to us of him.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.
An ametuer is an artist who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children!
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife.
It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought".
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.
The name of mistress instead of wife would be dearer and more honourable for me, only love given freely, rather than the constriction of the marriage tie, is of significance to an ideal relationship.
I was married at the time when I first joined the band and my wife said: 'Why don't you write a song about me ?' So I wrote 'She's got balls'. Then she divorced me.
The worst expression of the Prophet’s (Sallallahu ‘Alayhi Wa Sallam) anger towards his wife was that he would remain silent.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.