My Wife Quotes

A man can only grow to a certain point when alone; to grow further you need some "irrational shocks", like a wife and children; a dramatic change to your own life.

The worst expression of the Prophet’s (Sallallahu ‘Alayhi Wa Sallam) anger towards his wife was that he would remain silent.

My wife obviously would like to have her husband right next to her. I keep telling her inshaAllah we will be together in paradise.

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.

Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

the Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband!

I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice.

The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds, and sometimes he needs somebody, his pal or his mother or his wife or God, to give him that confidence.

Wives don't need a good provider, they need a Godly man who will help them trust in The Provider - God!!

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.

I've had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

A political man is disgusting, but a political wife, horrible.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.

I raised my right hand and placed my left on the Quran, which was being held by my wife and mom. Suddenly, I was blinded by a cascade of camera flashes.

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

When my first wife & I began the school, we had one main idea: to make the school fit the child - instead of making the child fit the school.

The burning embers within me burst into flame / My body becomes a fire-lit torch. / Ho someone! Send for the mid-wife.

I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

When I think of a merry, happy, and free young girl - and look at the ailing aching state a young wife is generally doomed to - which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.

I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either?

Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.

I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

The Athenians govern the Greeks; I govern the Athenians; you, my wife, govern me; your son governs you.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

I can't help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage.

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life.

Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress.

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!