My Wife Quotes

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing.

Not only, in strict truth, was marriage instituted for the propagation of the human race, but also that the lives of husbands and wives might be made better and happier.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

Not to belittle what we do as actors, but my wife Helen is a teacher, and she makes a real difference to kids. So it's unusual to see people thinking of us as something special.

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

A man who sacrifices for his wife and serves her becomes much more attractive to her.

Christian wife! Follow in the footsteps of the ideal of all womanhood, the Blessed Mother of God; in joy and in sorrow, she will be your advocate at the throne of her Son.

Most men need their wives to need them, and I've seen that lead to their downfall

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

[On women's role in the home:] Every wife, mother and housekeeper feels at present that there is some screw loose in the household situation.

My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me.

You should express regularly to your wife and children your reverence and respect for her. Indeed, one of the greatest things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,His wife could eat no lean. A real sweet pair of neurotics.

Like your job. Love your wife.

You bring life to my world you give me strength to go on And face life even when it seems all hopes gone Labeled my wife but you truly exceed the title You my future my happiness my heart my idol

Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home.

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife.

I promise to be a splendid husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, won't in my sky every day...

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin' your building, No time to grab the gun, I already got your wife and children

Mad with the love of a wife for her husband... sing for the Most High sing for no other. We are all notes in this eternal song. God plays His flute and we all dance along.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

Life was good to me. I had a great wife, good kids, money, my own health -- and I'm lonely and bored.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant.

I’m quite hyper, and my wife would prefer it if I sat down and read a book.

Union in privacy (with one's wife); boldness; storing away useful items; watchfulness; and not easily trusting others; these five things are to be learned from a crow.

The worth of a wife is a man's good fortune; His jewels are his good children.

I met my wife because we were both going out with the same guy.

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

I've been playing sexually aware women most of my life. At this point I expected to be playing moms and wives. It's exciting to play a femme fatale.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

Narrative prose is a legal wife, while drama is a posturing, boisterous, cheeky and wearisome mistress.

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

A man with wife and daughters has no place losing his temper.

Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.

I can't stand it when a player whines to me or his teammates or his wife or the writers or anyone else. A whiner is almost always wrong. A winner never whines.

I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say 'Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.'