Na Fantasy Quotes

Half demon, half human, wholly f*cked." ~ Muse

Cause I'd rather spend one glorious lifetime with you, Claire Doyle, than an eternity with anyone else.

There ain't no happy endings for half-bloods." Ryder ~ Darkest Before Dawn #3 The Veil Series

When the dead are afraid, you know there's a big problem.

Get off that damn chair and pull yourself together. You're supposed to be an ageless creature of chaos and all I'm getting right now is sulking city boy.

Urban Fantasy is the orphan left on the doorstep that no-one knows what to do with.

I only believed in three things: my right fist, my left fist, and my gut.

Yes, but I am not human and to expect me to live by your rules or values is unrealistic. For my kind, I am quite altruistic.” Tyler Jones/Dhavenbahtek to Thulu and La Fi.

Reo Malone - "You can't put the genie back in the bottle.

Maybe that's why I'd been chosen to become the first female Reaper in history. I think the boys had been losing too many souls.

Am I really standing here, conversing with a bloody unicorn?" Tiffy was certain her mind had finally left the building.

If I hadn’t stopped to thank the ghoul, I might not be covered in rotting, slimy, dead guy. I shook my head ruefully and continued walking. No good deed goes unpunished.

What, " asked Mr Croup, "do you want?""What, " asked the Marquis de Carabas, a little more rhetorically, "does anyone want?""Dead things, " suggested Mr Vandemar. "Extra teeth.

You got secrets you better keepTake flight before she cuts you deep- Sam's song

If there was a light at the end of the tunnel, the flickering bulb above my head wasn’t it. The faces of my tormentors were no angels—they were hell’s minions and I’d stepped into their purgatory.

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn’t?”He snorted. “You don’t just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it.

Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.

Shit happens. But so does magic." ~ Celia Wird, SEALED WITH A CURSE: A Weird Girls Novel

Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.

But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

The trouble with dead people today is they have no sense of decorum

The Road to Hell is Paved With Bad Intentions

You make me feel like a stronger person and I can’t imagine a life without you in it. I need to be where you are.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

Fantasy is a wise lie.

There's a hero in all of us, it merely needs the right incentive.

Wishing for something doesn’t mean you should have it, and saying something doesn’t necessarily make it true.

Hunter and hunted. There are so many ways in which a man can destroy a woman.” Her handmaid sighed. “When it comes to matters of the heart, immortals know nothing.

Being human was a lot more difficult than it looked. Demon was easy. Demon was simple. Human was…terrifying." Muse

Isaac stopped her at the bottom of the stairs with a crooked smile. "I would wish you sweet dreams, but how can they be memorable if I won't be in them?

I was torn apart. But you, my knight, you found all the pieces and put me back together.

I couldn’t just start killing people. That wasn’t really my thing.

Don’t worry, ” I said. “We won’t be having slumber parties and spa days any time soon.” “I quite like spa days.

I will tell him that I've always thought he was a monster. And that I want to be his bride

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?

I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!

I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

Elvis is the soul of discretion.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

I should tell you something about what happens after I play.""What's that?"He pulled her back into his arms. "I get excited...

At the sight of Day, her whole face lit up. "Mikhail! You came! Barbara said you would, but that we might have to wait for hell to freeze over first. Did it?

My brother, are you aware that you are presently taking the form of a rather large and distinctly emerald-hued bear? Not that it isn't an improvement on your usual excessive good lucks, but...

Why use a sledgehammer when a butterfly net will suffice?

She pushed his massive chest, which was as effective as if she pushed granite. "What are you made of, bloody stone?" He chuckled, eyes full of mirth. "Sometimes.