Nascar Quotes

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There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher.

It is amazing how many drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.

If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

If I have a love-hate relationship with Martinsville, then we're missing the love part of the equation.

I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.

Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail.

Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

It's basically the same, just darker.

Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal

If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong.

Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.

In NASCAR, you don't have to be as physically strong as in some other forms of racing. You've just got to be able to endure the heat and endurance of it.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

I have a lot to learn about NASCAR. But I've learned if you have the right people in the right places doing the right things, you can be successful at whatever you do.

NASCAR logic isn't always logical.

Kyle Busch has got to be the loneliest NASCAR driver ever. He's led so many laps he never sees anybody in front of him for two-thirds of the race. He just sees clean racetrack...He's the Maytag guy.

Nascar will certainly not be one of my challenges in the future.

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

Drive it like you stole it, homie.

In the rest of the world though, particularly in Europe, the most popular form of racing is not stock cars. It's not NASCAR. It doesn't look anything like NASCAR. It's Formula 1.

NASCAR is a bunch of farmers driving around in circles.

NASCAR fans are very knowledgeable and very passionate.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.

I really liked Deadheads and the whole Dead concert scene: the tailgating, the tie-dye uniforms, the camaraderie it was like NASCAR for potheads.

Even though the album is an endangered species, can we try and make a coherent and good one, even if it's like making a horse and cart at a Nascar conference?

Dale Earnhardt was the best race car driver there will ever be in NASCAR. I would hope you don't expect me to replace him because nobody ever will.

Great news for Pres Obama. He watched football all weekend and tomorrow he will receive the Heisman trophy. Next week he's going to watch NASCAR. Move over, Jimmie Johnson!

NASCAR racing provides more brand awareness and interest than any of the other major sports. The opportunities to build business-to-business relationships within the racing community are endless.

Every NASCAR driver watches Formula One in the morning; they are well informed.

The cooperation of NASCAR - or any other system, it turns out - persists only when everyone believes he has the opportunity to win.

Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.

Everything at a NASCAR event carries a corporate logo except the lavatory stalls.

Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time.

I know one thing. If a NASCAR driver ever got on the court with me, they wouldn't be able to keep up. That would be like me driving a bus in a NASCAR race.

A written regulation in NASCAR is about as reliable as an Egyptian immigration law.

You know, I think in Europe NASCAR is not regarded as high as it should.

NASCAR and the Daytona 500 are about as American as you can get.

I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg.

If NASCAR racing gets any more exciting, I may not be able to stand it.

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

My dad knew that if I wanted to make a career out of it, I needed to go to NASCAR rather than dirt racing. Personally, I like dirt racing a little bit more. It's a little more fun.

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.