Nerd Quotes

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.

There's a lot of things I nerd out over. Quantum Mechanics. I also love Dungeons and Dragons. I want to be an astronaut.

A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones.

The research phase was really fascinating - I'm not a closeted nerd, I'm an out-of-the-closet nerd.

Having friends who are records nerds - that's the best thing you can do, have a record-geek friend to take you far.

She was a Bond girl; she couldn't have been in nerdy.

One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for may people, is not that he's socially inept - because everybody's been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.

I'm a fan of comic books. I'm a nerd. I'm a geek. I'm all that stuff.

I loved the idea of the Nerd as Hero, which Ghost World also had.

Growing up, I was a very shy, wallflower type. I was not a nerd, but not popular. I was just invisible, like that person you probably didn't know you were in school with.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

That's how I prepare for anything - I read whatever I can get my hands on, talk to people. I'm a bit of a nerd like that.

I get a lot that people have a hard time believing that I’m a nerd... but I grew up with a Nintendo controller in my hand.

Being a nerd really pays off sometimes.

Sci-fi nerds are respectful, honorable. You can trust them.

If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my shake... fruit? Peanut butter? Ice-cream?

I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

You're not really supposed to like ABBA in Sweden. It's nerdy.

What nerds miss is that it takes hard work to make sales look easy.

What brought me to L.A. was work! I moved to Chicago after college - I went to Kalamazoo - did my nerd thing, graduated, and moved to Chicago to pursue improv.

What was previously perceived as nerdy is now viewed as original. What I like about nerdiness, geekiness, is it doesn't really matter what you're into - it just means you're not a follower.

If you build it, nerds will come.

Be nice to nerds,,, one day u might have to work for one

I was weirdly obsessed with music until I was 11, and then I turned into a nerd.

I'm not homely enough to play the nerdy girl and not nearly pretty enough to play the pretty girl.

Slothful, feeble, pretentious, pedantic, elitist - these are some of the epithets that eventually become associated with the absent minded scholar, the poor sighted reader, the book worm, the nerd.

I was a nerd academically. But I was also an athlete and a musician. I never wanted to be shut out of any situation. I think it was that more than anything.

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another.

I'm a nerd. But I'm not that hard-core.

Dumb nerd, scratch everything you already done heard I could go platinum if my album wasn't more than one word.

I'm definitely not a science nerd, I'll say that. That was not my forte at school.

I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school.

I had fun to be a little bit of a nerd.

I really was kind of like a musical nerd. I would watch VH1's 'Behind The Music.' That was heavy when I was a kid. I would sit up and want to watch that all day instead of going outside sometimes.

I was a total nerd growing up. I'd rather sit home and read a novel on New Year's Eve and say, 'Wow, I read the whole thing in one night!' That was my idea of a big time.

My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

Wow, Johnny. I send you out for reinforcements and you come back with an old man, a nerd and this little hobbit guy. Great job.

Anyways, I am a nerd, bookworm, geek... whatever you want to call me. I'm the type of person that would rather sit down and read a good book than go out and party.

Everybody gets better looking on TV as shows go on.Even the nerds on "Big Bang Theory" are getting better looking. Their clothes are getting nicer. They're better groomed. It works for them.

Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball. Because everyone's a nerd inside, I don't care how cool you are.

I can see why you like it here, there's a thin layer of nerd all over everything.

I can't believe he took you to an actual resteraunt. I assumed his idea od a date would be making you watch him play World of Warcraft with his nerd friends.

I think I'm a trivia nerd. I love to learn about everything. I'm curious.

When your father directed your mother in 'Orpheus Descending,' the kid's going to be a theater nerd.