Never Trust A Man Quotes

Never Trust A Man Quote of the day

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Never trust a man who can dance.

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

Never trust a man in a jumpsuit

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

Never trust a man in red trousers

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead

Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.

I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, 'You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased