New Year S Eve Quotes

New Year S Eve Quote of the day

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

Every New Year's Eve, I have a pact to do something I never thought I'd do. So I created this list. You have to free your mind to do things you wouldn't think of doing. Don't ever say no.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese.

I have spent every New Year's Eve since 1992 in Lourdes. I spend the hour of my birth every year in the grotto. It's a place with meaning for me.

New Year's Eve always terrifies me.

MOTHER TIME: We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.

You staying home all alone on New Year's Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice the countdown should be shared with someone, or it's just another set of numbers passing you by.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

It's hard to say what I meant by "as we know it." I'm not about to go up on a mountain on new year's eve and wait for the lightening to strike.

If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil before midnight.

I was a total nerd growing up. I'd rather sit home and read a novel on New Year's Eve and say, 'Wow, I read the whole thing in one night!' That was my idea of a big time.

As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

I love watching 'Twilight Zone.' New Year's Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year.

St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.

To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year's Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods that are very indicative of my class.

I was at a New Year's Eve party, and someone asked me how was my year, and I said, 'I honestly think 2011 was the best year of my entire life,' and I actually meant it.

I'm usually at home and in bed by 10 o'clock. I do not want to be out at anybody's New Year's Eve party.

Games were moved to New Year's Eve as part of a plan by college football executives where they want to create a tradition of watching football on New Year's Eve.

On New Year's Eve he ould make a resolution to recover some his previous scepticism, but until then he would do as the Romans do, and smile at people even if he disapproved of them

I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.

I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.

When I go, I'll take New Year's Eve with me.

My look is always glitzy for New Year's Eve, even if I am at home.

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

And New Year's Eve is very, very important to me.

I always work on New Year's Eve, no matter what.

If you over plan New Year's Eve it's going to be a disaster so you have to be alive to changes.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year's Eve" The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give up-until you give up on your New Year's resolutions.

Everywhere we shine death and life burn into something new…

MURRY: Resolutions are a complete waste of time. They're just this meaningless ritual, empty promises we make and break within hours of each other.

NOEL: You can get excited about the future. The past won't mind.